forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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(Is Trump the Dancing Queen?)

(Why would you say this)

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"i'm gonna write a fanfiction of modern jesus. he's gonna listen to msi and work at a cat shelter."

"I was trying to have a Bob Ross moment but I may have just created anarchy."

"They're all cis men, why are you afraid of their pronouns?"

"Put on your mask or I'll cough on your grandma."

Spoiler - click to show.

"if daddy issues make you kinky, nobody is kinkier than jesus"

"i'm gonna write a fanfiction of modern jesus. he's gonna listen to msi and work at a cat shelter."

please actually do it
I want to see cat dad jesus :')

picture of Sigmund Freud "Winston Churchill?!"

"Have I found Jesus, yet?"

I don’t feel comfortable with her with that pitchfork near my tires and windows.

“That’s the gayest shit I’ve ever seen”
“no it’s not I could make it worse.”

"It's 2020, make murder legal."
"How many concussions does Flynn Ryder have?"

"Enslave the racists, vote [REDACTED]."

"How many concussions does Flynn Ryder have?"

So much I’m surprised he’s not dead

"Put your cocaine glass in the dishwasher."

"Not all interior designers!"

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

"A bit too heterosexual for my tastes"

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

Ash, didn't you know that all birds are dead now? Wind killed 'em all, except for the ones nesting in Trump's hair.

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

Ash, didn't you know that all birds are dead now? Wind killed 'em all, except for the ones nesting in Trump's hair.

Fake news. Trump doesn't have enough hair for any birds to nest in

“wind is too expensive. kills all the birds”

I legit thought he was joking for a hot second
Then I lost my faith in humanity

Ash, didn't you know that all birds are dead now? Wind killed 'em all, except for the ones nesting in Trump's hair.

Fake news. Trump doesn't have enough hair for any birds to nest in

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them all and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.

Bird-geoisie

"I wanna take a nap. But, like, a long nap."
"Death?"
"No, not that long."
"Like, Sleeping Beauty?"
"No, more like eight to ten hours."
"…Sleep?"
"That's the word!"

"That seems like a big leap. The symptoms of being sad to 'you're pregnant!'"

ATARI'S POLE POSITION! IT'LL TURN YOUR EYEBALLS INTO STEEL-BELTED RADIALS!

"Yeah I guess. I mean. He's alright. For a boy."

Spoiler - click to show.

"Am I projecting or do they have sexual tension?"

Reading classics be like-

“I will cover you in mayonnaise!”
“That’s not mayonnaise…”

♬ I am the happiest bean! ♬

"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"