"he's a fragile little man"
"CRACK HIS RIBS"
"and she's a pathological liar"
"the real question is: does she eat hot chip?"
"i just really wanted to bash his head into the wall but i love him so i couldn't"
"easy fix. just bash his head into the wall then say 'i love you.' works every time"
"domestic abuse 100"
(note: these are all quotes from a speedpaint stream i did yesterday)
"he's a fragile little man"
"CRACK HIS RIBS""and she's a pathological liar"
"the real question is: does she eat hot chip?""i just really wanted to bash his head into the wall but i love him so i couldn't"
"easy fix. just bash his head into the wall then say 'i love you.' works every time"
"domestic abuse 100"(note: these are all quotes from a speedpaint stream i did yesterday)
(PY I REMEMBER THESE AGASHHAGSH)
(god that stream was so chaotic and i loved it)
"You heard here first, folks, Jackie Chan is a plant."
"Ah yes, powder! Y'know, every single good thing is in powdered form. There has not been a single bad thing that is a powder."
silence
"Okay, there is one bad thing that is a-"
"Where are they? Who moved them? Who moved my children? Somebody moved my M&Ms. And now I'm going to start killing. The other people in my house tried to hide the M&Ms from me. But because I'm a little goblin, I found them."
"Ok, fine. I won't give the child cancer in the funny RPG."
Way to go Mosis.
waving arms and making high pitched noises while running
“A barbecue! AAAAHAGAHAHAHHAAAAHAAA!!!’
"ma'am what is that"
"uhm… nothing"
"it looks like a gun"
"[panicking] IT'S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GUN"
"Look, no. Is there a crotch flap, is what I'm asking."
"Why are you asking?"
"I'm just concerned."
"No! YOU'RE UGLY AND I HATE YOU!"
"And you're a bowl of hummus and chips. And nobody likes hummus and chips."
"I like hummus and chips."
"And you're nobody."
"…. well played."
"uh,, yknow, the titanic water?"
"you mean the pacific ocean???"
"why… why are they trying to kill my children"
"pyro you're 17 u legally can't have kids"
"shut up they're my emotional children"
And nobody likes hummus and chips."
I nearly cussed out the person who said this. But. I only forgive bc I know this person has no experience in goodness.
Who knew dom was so passionate about hummus
I’m Arab. Hummus is important. So is olive oil. Very important.
olive oil 😏
Go to Gehenna you disgusting excuse for an appreciator of food.
“And that makes no sense because virgins exist.”
“Duck has better pp than me and I’m Jealous.”
"Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, girl, and Sam."
"Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, girl, and Sam."
I see nothing wrong with this statement
"Ah yes, human meat and sauerkraut. The forbidden Rueben."
"Everyone would die for sexy model man. I WOULD DIE for sexy model man."
"Well he'd probably kill you first"
"With all those mommy issues, how could she not be a lesbian?"
"I'll say I have a good sleep schedule but then something will send me spiraling and I'll be up at 3 am writing smut"
"Please make a Weapons Skill test to attack the retirement home nurse."
"Can't believe you just not-like-other-girls-ed a whole razor company
Not five minutes since my last quote later: "Listen, we haven't gone full murderhobo. We're only at assaulthobo, which sounds much cooler."
"JIMINY CRICKET!"
"Why'd you say that? Are you watching Disney?"
"Actually, it's a documentary about the French Revolution. It was merely an outcry of disbelief and disgust, toward their malevolent bloodshed."
". . .Okay."
Mood