forum Your Personal Venting Space 3: Tokyo Drift
Started by @The-N-U-T-Cracker
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@RedTheLoveless

[insert me bringing up my oversized swimshirt and trunks because companies forget that short adult males exist]

tHOSE PICTURES GIVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN

I'm so glad you got to see me in all my ridiculousness. I'm totally not embarassed in the slightest.

@RedTheLoveless

[insert me bringing up my oversized swimshirt and trunks because companies forget that short adult males exist]

Gasp
THE BIG SHIRT!!!

Update on that, pretty sure that after throwing it in the wash after I took a dip in the river that it grew longer? I am Very Suspicious of the big shirt now, and very tempted to sew it

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

[insert me bringing up my oversized swimshirt and trunks because companies forget that short adult males exist]

Gasp
THE BIG SHIRT!!!

Update on that, pretty sure that after throwing it in the wash after I took a dip in the river that it grew longer? I am Very Suspicious of the big shirt now, and very tempted to sew it

It's absorbing your essence. Get rid of it while you still can.

@RedTheLoveless

lmao smol Acey-boy

That's Acey-man to you
I may have the face and voice of a boy, but my body and soul is that of a M A N

okay tiny man

shush you're only like an inch taller
I also saw the thing you did, it made me snort

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

I always let mine hang out there.

jail

A fair and just punishment for my crimes against mankind.

Dom's not going to jail but his titties are

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Oh and also The Feet Thing but tbh I'd rather forget that that happened
I swear to God that my eighth grade year was probably one of the worst of my life, besides a handful of high points.

What?

Wear swim shoes at the pool, you hoes

@Pickles group

I always let mine hang out there.

jail

A fair and just punishment for my crimes against mankind.

Dom's not going to jail but his titties are

Omgold

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

I always let mine hang out there.

jail

A fair and just punishment for my crimes against mankind.

Dom's not going to jail but his titties are

Omgold

TITTY JAIL!!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

swimming is great but swimsuits are gross and i Hate Them
even if you specifically find ones from modest swimwear shops once they've touched the water suddenly it's so tightly attached to your flesh that, while technically covered, even your bellybutton is visible from the other side of the pool

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Y’all should dip your hands in cucumber juice. It’s wild.

another thing: putting on rubber gloves (like the ones you use for cleaning) and dipping your hand in any liquid

Deleted user

so I tried on the dress my mom wants me to wear to my brother's confirmation and

big no

@GameMaster group

It instantly dehydrates the surface skin or something. Almost like laminating your hands. Like bleach but dry,

buffering
But cucumbers are so wet.. and the bleach part. Does bleach do this too? I haven't dipped my hands in bleach enough to find out.

@GameMaster group

so I tried on the dress my mom wants me to wear to my brother's confirmation and

big no

I bought a big zip hoodie for this exact purpose. It that an option for you?

@GameMaster group

swimming is great but swimsuits are gross and i Hate Them
even if you specifically find ones from modest swimwear shops once they've touched the water suddenly it's so tightly attached to your flesh that, while technically covered, even your bellybutton is visible from the other side of the pool

Taking off a bathing suit and then putting socks on your still-damp feet is among one of the worst feelings in this mortal plane.

@moss

I'm kinda late to this swim suit convo but what I do is I just wear leggings and a long sleeve swim shirt. It's pretty comfy.

Deleted user

so I tried on the dress my mom wants me to wear to my brother's confirmation and

big no

I bought a big zip hoodie for this exact purpose. It that an option for you?

not really
I'm showing up in a button down, my family can suck my left toe

Deleted user

you do community service for like a year and then the bishop tells you that you have to stay in the catholic church forever and you say you will and it's a sin if you break that promise

to put it simply

can you tell I have a lot of anger towards the catholic church? :)))))

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

han solo whatever GIF

It's basically when you become an adult in the church. It's the final piece of the baptism-first communion-confirmation puzzle. Usually you do some service work and some classes prior, and you choose a saint or two to take as a patron and a namesake. I chose Joan of Arc (duh) and Chiara Luce Badano. The bishop is there and gives a speech, and then you get anoited with the chrism oils (oils blessed once a year in a big fancy mass) and you let the Holy Spirit enter you. I guess it's sort of the Catholic equivalent of a Bar/Bat Mitzvah?