forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

oh shit mood

"If your girl looks like a crab and walks sideways, that's not your girl, that's a crab." Ethan Nestor

"-bangs on the door- FBI OPEN UP"
"OH SHIT NO UR NOT TAKING ME AGAIN U HECK -blows air horn-"
"-runs away, screaming 'jalapeno time'-"

Eye-

"i'm failing three classes and have had three mental breakdowns in the bathrooms this week, but i get to do my project on dante so it cancels out"

my current mood-

teehee same-
i'm literally a freshman. we're only a month into school and i don't know how anyone can do this for four years lol

oh dude I'm in my Junior year and I already want to die lmfao

oh god i feel that @The-Magician

It's h e l l

i'm so d o n e with being a minor and school. it's a scam honestly

Me, coaxing my boyfren to call me a s l u t in his mickey mouse voice:
"C'mon, just think of dogs dying or something"
also me, later:
"The very first opening scenes of Bambi"

"What am I gonna be for Halloween? Straight."
"You're the most straight passing out of all of us."
"…I'll just commit. Might fuck around and kiss a boy too."

"We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky, Little Dream Team! Climb aboard, your mother is a-"

I'm listening to a Finnish radio station and none of it's in english obviously but it's playing ads and suddenly a woman goes "Hot! Lips!" in a Finnish accent

"I GOT THE SHREK DESK!!"
"That's Shrektastic."

"Thanks guys, now the cold hands of existential dread grip my throat every night as I lay in the dark trying to sleep. How do y'all do this??"

"I'm not gonna look like a snack, I'm gonna look like the whole picnic."

"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."

"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."

I'm stealing this

"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."

I'm stealing this

Go ahead

"It's a naked cartoon mouse, how anatomically correct is it supposed to be?"

"There's no couch there!"
"SHOULD THERE BE?!"

"She won't stop talking about execution methods!"
Visibly amused "Stop doing that."

"Please don't ruin your carpet for the sake of a reference."

“I hope those girls’ babies come out well. I hope they come out fully cooked, but still soft and gooey on the inside”