forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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No one:
Old timey flirting:

"Do you wanna see the hottest ankle I've ever seen?”

"I feel like I've ruined a bit of your innocence by introducing you to the existence of The Butthole Cut™"

"Cats, but with only variations of Cat Viper from One Piece."
"nO-"

"Bill has elbows and he's not afraid to use them!"

"hand sanitizer is spicy"
"yeah, you could say i'm pretty trashy"

I've been off for too long and now I can't remember half the quotes

"SiR SIR is that legal??"

"Don't squeeze yourself!"

(About a friend who sneezes like a kitten) "If she was a Greek goddess, they'd say she created kittens. They materialize from her sneezes."

"in other news my political aspirations are running for president, and by that, i mean i will kill trump myself because we all know that if a witch kills the president they should be the next president" -crocs, 2020

"Are you guys questioning [band director]'s sexuality again? Because that feels a little inappropriate."

"So he was like 'what about the time I wore rainbow sunglasses to band camp?' and I love that his first reaction wasn't to defend himself, it was to point out something else gay he'd done."

"She don't look like much, but she comes with a free skunk."

"So he was like 'what about the time I wore rainbow sunglasses to band camp?' and I love that his first reaction wasn't to defend himself, it was to point out something else gay he'd done."

Me.

"Me? A cult leader? Call me Ish :D"

"oh juliet! where art thou juliet! i find thee so utterly stunning i almost did not take notice of thy tits"

"Who the fuck decided, 'take Traffy D. Law, put him in a ball pit, make it a sticker.'"

"oh juliet! where art thou juliet! i find thee so utterly stunning i almost did not take notice of thy tits"

I distinctly remember this but I can't remember from what??

"before i knew it, the lesbian gods were knocking at my door and saying, you know, "you are one of us now," and hayley kioko played in the background. they gave me a rolled up kristen stewart poster and they knited me with it. "you are now gay""

"oh juliet! where art thou juliet! i find thee so utterly stunning i almost did not take notice of thy tits"

I distinctly remember this but I can't remember frim what??

this video

"Her organs are just in her boobs, it's fine"
~ @pickle-The-Wife-Of-America

"I can hear you swallow"
~ me, 2020

"I can hear you swallow"
~ me, 2020

Me to any anime character in a tense situation

"Her organs are just in her boobs, it's fine"
~ @pickle-The-Wife-Of-America

I feel like I know what this is about.

"Yes. Your type is himbos."

"tooth bondage"

"He is! How did he get through med school if he isn't smart!?"
"You don't need to be smart to get through med school anymore, you just gotta be clever."
"Huh? They literally mean the same thing."
"No no Sugu-chan, there's a huge difference between smart and clever"
"They're literally synonyms?"
"No, see, Tetsu is smart, but you are clever. He's all brains, no brawl"
"Excuse me?"
"While you're equal brains, equal brawl."
"Granted, your brains and brawl are equal to Tetsu's brain, so-"

"This entire fic could be titled 'Poor Sanji', the guy can't get a break."

"California is just three Kentuckys stacked in a trenchcoat."