forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Niki's trilingual. It's not a joke, why are you laughing?"
"Isn't trilingual, like, an Olympic person?"
wheezing

"Now, to do art so horrible that Leonardo Da Vinci himself smites me"

“Godzilla is not made out of sourdough. Fact.”

"UMBRELLA HANDLE."
"HOCKEY STICK HANDLE."
"SMALL GLASS JARS."
"SCREWDRIVER HANDLE."

"You know how people say 'no shirt, no shoes, no service?"
In perfect unison "What if you only wore a shirt and shoes?"

" i'm seriously very close to taking away your right to breathe. now hush up - "

"I'm sorry but there is simply NOT a heterosexual explanation for this."

"He literally just said 'uwu'!"

A couple from the past minutes..

"TODAY IS NOT THE DAY! NOT TODAY SATAN!!!"

"I kicked a hoe out. Like literally."

"No Gavin, His Name Is Jacob Horn."

"I'm dead."
"Aren't we all at this point?"

"I'm going to jail <3"
"Go to horny jail."

"OMG AVERY HAS A BABY CHAIR!!!!!"

" what if : horny jail was an actual thing . what do you do ? "
" fucking go to jail i guess - "

"fuck it. Horny Prison."

"Jokes on you, I'd rather jump off of a cliff than eat raw chicken."
"…Nobody even said anything about raw chicken, bro-"

"You know how people say 'no shirt, no shoes, no service?"
In perfect unison "What if you only wore a shirt and shoes?"

I may at some point go into a store wearing a very feminine skirt. And insist that it’s a kilt.

" shhh . xe is having a crazy noisy bizarre dream . leave xem be - "
" sharp inhale "
" don't - "
" demonic screeching * "
" S T O P - "
" *more demonic screeching "
" N O - "

"I'm gay for the egg!"

"Prime log. Prime when log."

"Every kiss begins with gay!"

"wHEELS, BABY!"

"Look honey! It's the magic nipple :D"

"What? No.. I'm not on acid. She just said "it's like finding nemo on acid" so that's why I said to just take acid and watch finding nemo. The only drugs I'm on is the unmedicated chemical imbalances in my brain."

Just look at this breathtaking quality

“Stop it! You’re ruining the world!”
“Shut up, I know what I’m doing!”

“Stop it! You’re ruining the world!”
“Shut up, I know what I’m doing!”

(Pov: you're creating a book with someone)

"So what I got from that is that we should start using they for authority figures to show respect."

"I'm gay! I'm gay for the egg!"

"I wanna yiff the brown M&M."

"Pigeon! aaaaaAAAAAA"

"I had to explain to him that 8,000 people are paying me to scream into a microphone."

These are all quotes from the same man

"simping is temporary… swag is forever"

"YOOOOOOOOO!!! SUCK IT, GREEN BOYYYYY!!"

"Mom, I need you to pick me up… It happened again. Yes, another kid stabbed me with a weird-looking arrow."

These are all quotes from the same man

He must have a a beautiful life.

"You know. I'm trying to just be nicer and not hate people. Except Dennis Radar. Fuck him."

These are all quotes from the same man

He must have a a beautiful life.

he's a beautiful man with a beautiful life, yes

"Everybody's gonna think that I'm incredibly abusive to my non-existent girlfriend."

"We're not looking at communists today!"

in tears "Dad? Are you a communist?"

"I've been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now."

"But we have learnt something, we've learnt that we have illegal immigrants under our house."

"I will screw you, Schlatt, I'll screw you in more ways than just climate change."

"If the shop can't give me what I need, I will just burn it to the ground and kill the occupants. That doesn't make me a Karen, that makes me a psychopath. Okay?"

"Sun Tzu's Art of War: If you wanna make a transatlantic railway system, you gotta make friends."

"You wouldn't download a GENDER!"

"'You wouldn't download a car' yes the fuck I would, bitch."

"What you call 'weird conspiracy theorists,' some people call a 'marketable social demographic.'"