forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Maetakai

Board is a diamond shape with one square at each corner. All the corners connect horizontally. The widest point of the board is eleven squares.

The goal of the game is to either kill the emperor or kill all the lords, archers, talik and janshi which will leave the emperor undefended. For this strategy to work the winning side must possess an emperor or raised lord and at least one janshi as well as one other piece that is not a shield bearer.

Pieces:

Emperor: Can move one space in any of the four diagonal directions or move any owned piece three squares to the left, right, back or forwards. This move can only be done every other move of the emperor. Cannot attack unless it is that or death.

Talik: Can go an unlimited number of spaces in any of the four horizontal directions. Can fly over all pieces but the archer. Must land on top of a piece if it is to kill it. Can only kill messengers and shield bearers. Cannot kill a piece right next to it.

Archer: Can kill any piece as a move (without moving) if the piece is within two spaces away from it horizontally (one space away horizontally is safe from the archer.) One if diagonally. When moving moves one square in any direction.

Lord: Can move two spaces horizontally, can kill and move at the same time, kill area is one space beyond in any horizontal direction. If a lord can touch one of the two farthest squares not claimed by a side, they gain the power of heir to the throne should the emperor be killed.

Messenger: Moves two spaces diagonally. Can only kill by passing a piece so that it is passed on the messenger's first square, the middle of where it started and where it moved. (Must say khanjar as a sign of the kill.) Can go over all pieces, including the archer.

Shield bearers: Cannot attack. Move one space per turn horizontally, two diagonally. can only be killed by archers and talik or a Janshi if he attacks it twice.

Janshi: Can only move one square in any direction. Attack range is only what they land on. Cannot be killed by messengers or lords.

A=SSS=A

■JMJMJ■

■■LTL■■

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Setup of pieces (= meaning empty square, ■ meaning not existent square.)

Anyone else remember Wayside School? Remember when the new student ended up just being a dead rat under like 20 raincoats?

What???

Yeah
Also one of the teachers gets turned into an apple and another teacher eats her

oh my gold
I do not wish to remember that fever dream

Neither did I, but I found my old copy

that's your loss, not mine

miss daisy's gone crazy

I will make it your loss

miss daisy's gone crazy

I remember those!! Wayside School is that series if the author was given lifetime access to all of the drugs and booze they could desire.

what the fuck

The teacher brings in ice cream that tastes like each of the students. One student tastes like old bologna.

w h a t t h e f u c k

The one thing I remember is like one of the first chapters where the teacher was like 'write your names on your pencils' and the students were like 'what the shit miss froozle'

The teacher thinks that all of the students are monkeys at one point.

I swear that author was tripping that entire series. wrote it all in one drug and alcohol and coffee induced 24-hours

I'm pretty sure that one student straight-up falls out the window, but I was skimming by that point

Apparently there's a fourth book?! I only remember the first, and only read the first three.

w h a t t h e f u c k

There was this one floor of the school that both existed and didn't

because fuck physics

Mrs. Gorf turned her students into apples by wiggling her ears because she "didn't like children, but she loved apples"

Mrs. Gorf turned her students into apples by wiggling her ears because she "didn't like children, but she loved apples"

Then one held up a mirror and she turned herself into an apple, and Louis ate her.

OH I REMEMBER THAT PART

Mrs. Gorf turned her students into apples by wiggling her ears because she "didn't like children, but she loved apples"

Then one held up a mirror and she turned herself into an apple, and Louis ate her.

fucking Louis thought that all of the apples (and lack of children) meant she was the best teacher in the world

Mrs. Gorf turned her students into apples by wiggling her ears because she "didn't like children, but she loved apples"

Then one held up a mirror and she turned herself into an apple, and Louis ate her.

fucking Louis thought that all of the apples (and lack of children) meant she was the best teacher in the world

The other teacher would just….send Todd home early if he interrupted class? Like send him home at lunch?? How's that supposed to help him learn?!

Mrs. Gorf turned her students into apples by wiggling her ears because she "didn't like children, but she loved apples"

Then one held up a mirror and she turned herself into an apple, and Louis ate her.

fucking Louis thought that all of the apples (and lack of children) meant she was the best teacher in the world

The other teacher would just….send Todd home early if he interrupted class? Like send him home at lunch?? How's that supposed to help him learn?!

the better question is: how is that supposed to be a punishment? i get to go home early?? hell yeah i'll interrupt class for that

I knew a kid who would wait until lunch/recess time and then just

book it

all the way home

I knew a kid who would wait until lunch/recess time and then just

book it

all the way home

Honestly mood though

Mrs. Gorf turned her students into apples by wiggling her ears because she "didn't like children, but she loved apples"

Then one held up a mirror and she turned herself into an apple, and Louis ate her.

fucking Louis thought that all of the apples (and lack of children) meant she was the best teacher in the world

The other teacher would just….send Todd home early if he interrupted class? Like send him home at lunch?? How's that supposed to help him learn?!

the better question is: how is that supposed to be a punishment? i get to go home early?? hell yeah i'll interrupt class for that

"Bad and naughty children get put on the bus home at noon!!"