forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Actually ya know what all of the world is a dystopian society. The aliens haven't initiated first contact because they know we're fucked up.

hdfdfj you know your planet is bad when even the aliens don't want it

The aliens are scared of a highly contagious disease known as stupidity

We're space Australia. Got all the crazy shit but unlike real Australia it's our fault

This immediately came to mind lmao

calvin and hobbes, back at it again

At the Krispy Kreme

i'm gonna be rude to my body, especially my legs, for being really dumb and stupid
seriously where are all these rashes coming from
how did that scrape get there
why is that bleeding again
i keep trying to find patterns that could explain it but they're completely random, what is happen
i swear I'm not doing this to myself

I do it to myself. Not in a SH way. I'm just dumb at pick at all the bumps. I'm old so I shouldn't do that. But I've also been doing it for 20 years straight so that's a habit.

✨Vulnementum✨

I do it to myself. Not in a SH way. I'm just dumb at pick at all the bumps. I'm old so I shouldn't do that. But I've also been doing it for 20 years straight so that's a habit.

well yeah i do that too
But I'm not creating the bumps/scabs that I stupidly pick at forty times a day, they just keep appearing in new places and I'm so confused

✨Vulnementum✨

What.

I have so many marks and scars from me repeatedly picking at scabs

I have a decent looking one on my back bc of that.

✨Vulnementum✨

What.

The word we (and by we I mean Ash) made up about mysterious wounds.

Cool.

People in books be like "his natural scent was deliciously intoxicating" and ??? Am I missing something? Because people don't actually smell that good? Unless they just washed their hair, and then it's not "natural" it smells like fucking fake strawberries. Like. Sorry but skin doesn't smell delicious?? Is that some kind of romantic thing that when you fall in love, your partner just smells like cupcakes??? I don't understand

I mean it is scientifically proven that the scent of someone's pheromones can be like…an unconscious message to you about how compatible you are with them. In addition, sometimes people just smell a certain way. Like have you ever noticed that everyone's house smells a little different? It's like that but in miniature? Kinda? Idk. I've never been attracted to someone's scent, but I can kinda see the logic/reasoning (?) behind it

@ every "he smelled like smoke and sandalwood" bad boy in YA
Why is it always smoke? Smoke doesn't smell good. And why sandalwood?

most people seriously don't smell great, let alone 'intoxicating'. though, on the rare occasion, i've met people who didn't smell bad which is a nice change tbh, when there's no overwhelming scent of BO, and when even if the wind blows past you're not getting a face full of 'eeww'. that's always nice. usually it's people who shower regularly and correctly that smell nice

also why is sephora so fucking expensive. i have a $25 gift card and that's not even enough to buy me a single decent highlighter…..

Smoke smells bad
And that shit gets stuck in your hair for weeks

Smoke smells bad
And that shit gets stuck in your hair for weeks

Tell me about it. When I lived with my grandparents for a few weeks last summer it took like two months for my clothes to stop smelling like smoke.

Sometimes I'll be like "oh you smell nice" if someone's using good perfume/lotion/hair stuff or something, but not like a "natural smell" or whatever.

Smoke smells bad
And that shit gets stuck in your hair for weeks

Tell me about it. When I lived with my grandparents for a few weeks last summer it took like two months for my clothes to stop smelling like smoke.

I went to summer camp for a week and my hair is so floofy that it kept the smell in for like 3 months

Smoke smells bad
And that shit gets stuck in your hair for weeks

Tell me about it. When I lived with my grandparents for a few weeks last summer it took like two months for my clothes to stop smelling like smoke.

I went to summer camp for a week and my hair is so floofy that it kept the smell in for like 3 months

F

Some people smell good. Normally it's the hair that smells nice if anything Biden vibes Lol. And smoke smells great imo. I mean, has to be decent smoke but-

Some people smell good. Normally it's the hair that smells nice if anything Biden vibes Lol. And smoke smells great imo. I mean, has to be decent smoke but-

I like campfire smoke, but both of my grandparents are smokers so my shirts all stunk for a month lol

the only attractive smells are vanilla orange creamsicle and public swimming pool
anything else is overrated

campfire smoke, wood smoke(certain wood), and the like smell fine. cigarettes? disgusting and i hate it. if i smell things that are too heavily imbued with the scent of cigarette smoke i have to nope tf out, same goes for not being able to roll down windows while in a car with someone smoking. which seems like something that shouldn't be common place but there's a reason i can't do the smell lmao

cigarettes are like. so gross. like cool aesthetic, shitty practice, ruins your voice and teeth and makes you smell

the only attractive smells are vanilla orange creamsicle and public swimming pool
anything else is overrated

false, the smell of baked goods coming out of the oven, particularly bread