forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"ah yes, the two genders: miners and crafters"

Guys tag yourself

I'm a miner

Crafter

Miner

Crafter also does the sun feel blinded by us cuz humanity is so fuckign stupid and our world is a dumpster fire? More at 11.

"Why is there a TWINK in my shower???"
"Oh, that's you present."

"Why is this a mood? I'm not committing fraud."

"I mean I like my house but I don't want to fuck it so.."

"It's always fun to watch him scream like a girl, right?"

"Angry melting"

"If this guy dies to go work on the other show we're watching him on, I quit."

"I have tender breasts."

"Get off my goddamn kAYAK."

"Friends! Eboys! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!"

"Eboy juice!!"
"So bleach?"

“Haha I wasn’t some girl, I was your friend all along! I tricked you!”

“I know.”

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?!"
"yes, yes indeed, mommy~"

"Oh, Daddy Pig~"
"Did you see [redacted]'s reaction to that? I've never seen such visceral disgust in my life."
"I felt visceral disgust saying that-"

"Mom, is Dad gonna kill us?"
"We're just gonna have to wait and see."

"You mean the-"

"The stereotypical gay spider, yes."

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

"My mom forgets that I'm partly not straight."

"Time to go scream in the basement."

"I like her reaction to her period."

"Go get the fries, Kevin, it's about to get wild!"

"ARISE, CHICKEN! CHICKEN, ARISE!"

"I think Grandma got leaky."

"Let's bond over our hatred."

"I wanna bake you cookies."
"I can bake my own cookies."
"No I wanna help. I wanna bake you cookies. How about bread?"

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

My irl friends @ me.

"I'm a perfect mix of all three learning types. So basically I'm the Avatar."
"BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE AUDITORY LEARNERS ATTACKED!"

Bruh Lol.

“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”

Yeah, that's me to this one girl at my school

“it's kinda like a what came first, the chicken or the egg. and in this metaphor, am i the chicken, and is the egg the ability to be sexy…?"

"THE BOYS ARE IN TROUBLE! A SEAGULL TOLD ME!"

"you know, if grover from sesame street wants to see my asscheeks, just let him, I'm too tired for this"

"wait did you guys not know that truck nuts are actually eggs and they hatch?"

"wait did you guys not know that truck nuts are actually eggs and they hatch?"

What if the truck nut eggs hatch dragons?

"Do you need a little hole in your sleeve for Little Malcolm?"

It's a question!

"now, to sleep with elephant or to not sleep with elephant?"