@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"I look like an anime version of Arthur the aardvark"
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@Pickles group
"Beef man"
"You can someone, leave him cookies"
"Scare them to their core, it's not hard."
"Assert your dominance as a woodwind."
"Stack your spine like Doritos."
"Y'all poured boiling water on our spaghetti and we just went PFFMB."
"How was dying? Was it fun?"
"Not as fun as my last death."
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“You have to assert your dominance and call [our new band director] by his first name: Ben.”
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"This studio is called Hope Animation, but there is truly no hope for this animation."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."
Frickin love Audrey Hepburn vibes. I would wear that if I could pull it off.
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
R: …so she went to see a gynecologist-
A: Wait what's a gynecologist?
R: Its when people stick dentist tools in your private parts.
A: Oh.
…
…
…
D: Did you floss?
Vagina dentata?
Never heard of that before. Now I know.
@Pickles group
"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."
Frickin love Audrey Hepburn vibes. I would wear that if I could pull it off.
The thing is
You probably could
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Really? Including the lipstick?
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
Just add a little bit of lipstick to give them a POP
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
I wore some the day I watched Hamilton, but only a tiny bit that I don't think Mr. Cooper noticed. Mikayla had some lying around so…
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Dude Dom you would slap in some makeup tho
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Fr??? That's low-key awesome to hear.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"here's your meatless chicken B I T C H"
"…this is a bag of feathers"
"EXACTLY"
@Pickles group
"Just…your BALLS."
"Use your baaaallsss!!"
@Mojack group
“British bingo three times in a row is kind of a weirdchamp..”
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Wash your hands."
"What are you, the CDC?"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Spoiler - click to show.
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
"you do you. follow your dreams. if you want to stand on a dragon egg, you stand on a dragon egg"
@Starfast group
"I'll have this soap flavoured candy, please."
@saor_illust school
"i like the turned on microwave"
@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸
"NO! You can't just KILL John Wayne Gacy!"
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"These could fit, well, not an iPad, but like two Chipotle burritos"
@Pickles group
"But you'll know that the electrical tape is purple."
"I'm gonna vamboodle your car"
"…?"
"I forgot the word for graffiti so my brain was just like vamboodle"
"Lots of annoying people."
"More like high crime."
"Lots of annoying people. Doing crimes."
"Chonky phone"
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"industrial fanny pack"
@Mojack group
“I’m passing on to the afterlife man”
@Pickles group
"When you fell yesterday, I thought you were joking and then I remembered you're not funny."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"if you don't show the cleavage, then dan will make you leaveage"
@Yamatsu
"SLAANESHMAS IS FUCKING DEAD DEAD"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"yeah i bought my friend nipples"
~ some dude probably named steve
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"Don't let the pickle drive the bus…I have realized my mistake-"