forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“Jeff Bezos, I’m coming for you, I’m coming for you in my big sexy devil outfit”

"Dunno, it just seems homophobic that we're experiencing a pandemic before our first kiss."

"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna make out with?"

"Dunno, it just seems homophobic that we're experiencing a pandemic before our first kiss."

"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna make out with?"

_covid-

"wait a second wait a SECOND"
"what"
"yeehaw cowboy"
"-dies inside-"

"What did you guys do with Miss Smart? Did you murder her?"
"Yep."
"Well I hope you hid the body well. Buried it or something."
"Eh, it's just in the closet."

"We all rolled the dice when we got plucked from the void to be put inside of our meat prisons"

"Bad poo poo ass butts"

"Fire drill, half of us stay inside and burn."
"I'll stay!"

"I couldn't possibly hate you, [X]!"
"You absolutely could, ask my wife and kids."

“It says it’s made of faux, which is a really fancy French transgender fox, and it swivels both ways like we all did in college”

"The actual game of football is very homoerotic."

"Internalize your homophobia like the rest of us!"

"Bedmas"

"The actual game of football is very homoerotic."

"What's better than this, guys bein' dudes!"

"Remember to keep your social distance as you evacuate!"
"If this building's on fire, I'll trample as many children as I want."

"I can't believe he heard me slap [redacted] ass but didn't see it. He was like 'I heard a pop' and it was [redacted]'s ass."
"Why did it POP?"
"Because it was hard! …… I meant I slapped it hard! Not…. He does have a hard ass."

“gRAB THAT CHICKY BY THE BREAST”

“You’ve seen sharknado? Well now it’s time for HURRICANE B E A R S”

“See beautiful, life action, X-rated footage featuring the Russian and American presidents in ‘Where are you Putin it?’ A new hit series only on the History Channel!”

"I'm not heterophobic, I just think all straight people have cooties."

“You have nipples too, dumbass!”

"Listen, I find my serotonin where I can!"

oh shit same

Same.

"We'll never forget you. Because we're gonna kidnap you."

"Unlike you, I don't have a kink for being made fun of, so-"

"I will crush Twilight Sparkle alive!!"

“no ghost can resist the temptation of poop rp”

"I just… I just want her to like women."

"Her style is like 'straight girl chic' and yours is like 'tragic straight boy' and this one thing happened to overlap, you don't have the same style."

"He could be my sexy grandfather."

"Yeesh, calm down. You're like an angry Edgar Allan Poe."

"It's like Uno-"
"Mafia Uno"

"My mind is just stuck thinking about throuples-"