forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Grandma's getting scandalous"

"taiwan is just a giant kidney"

"Okay but like. That doesn't warrant putting out for a misogynist. Not yet anyway."

“Should there even be a fucking reason anymore? I mean I call you so much I might as well just move in with you.”

“I wouldn’t be opposed to that, honestly.”

"MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP STANNING RACISTS"

"MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP STANNING RACISTS"

No 'maybe' is needed here

"Does this mean that Rizzo started the Black Plague?"

"This really takes me back to Louisiana."
"You're from Hoboken."

"welcome to the holy church of cli✞ where we receive the body and blood of Jesus christ in more ways than one"

The hell.

It's got the same vibe as Contrapoints' "I took the red pill and rubbed it on my cliiiiiiiiii-" line lmao

"welcome to the holy church of cli✞ where we receive the body and blood of Jesus christ in more ways than one"

The hell.

there was some church youth group with the abbreviation C.L.I
but at one point they put a cross at the end to be extra Christian which did not look right
so someone made that joke about it

"uwu syenpai-chan gimme your big bone~ wait no that sounds wrong nevermind"
~Me, 2020

"I wanted a wedding, now I'm getting a funeral."

"I wanted a wedding, now I'm getting a funeral."

Well, what do you think happens when you invite the in-laws? (Insert Boomer laugh)

"I don't care what's going on in this bathroom. If there's a fire, find the nearest exit, no pants required."

"Now every time there's an ellipsis, make a Heather Duke vomit noise."
"BLEEEEHHGHHHHH!"
"Exactly."

"Troy Bolton slippers-"

"Now every time there's an ellipsis, make a Heather Duke vomit noise."
"BLEEEEHHGHHHHH!"
"Exactly."

ugh, grow up heather. bulimia is so 87

"I really like Benadryl Cumberbatch"

"I'd put her in my quicksand~"
"what does that even mean???"

"TIME TO CELEBRATE GREAT HORNED RAT DAY BY EATING THE DEAD CORPSES OF ALL THE NON-EXISTENT CHAOS GODS! [minecraft eating sound]"

"Thank God I'll never be a middle aged white man"

"Slut drop senior prank!!!!"

"It's when she teaches us how to mooove" jokingly does a hand thing and sorority squats
"[Redacted] you could teach it."

"What? I'm supposed to have a ruler that's exactly eleven point two inches and I'm just gonna stick it to her feet?"
"Out of all the people here, you're the most likely to have a tape measure in your pants."
"… that's fair."
so I guess I'm bringing a tape measure tomorrow

R: …so she went to see a gynecologist-
A: Wait what's a gynecologist?
R: Its when people stick dentist tools in your private parts.
A: Oh.
…
…
…
D: Did you floss?

"He's like the Avatar of unrelenting stupidity."

R: …so she went to see a gynecologist-
A: Wait what's a gynecologist?
R: Its when people stick dentist tools in your private parts.
A: Oh.
…
…
…
D: Did you floss?

Vagina dentata?

"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."

"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."

Bi vibes