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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"LARRY COMMITS TAX EVASION!!"

Cue a rushed Veggietales theme song where the tuba's weak as fuck

That's exactly the Larry I'm referring to.

I know no other Larry.

there is only one larry and he is one cute cumber

"regina george is a cow pit"

"noses aren't measurements of time"
"whatever you want to tell yourself"

"I hate my life."
"I hate your life too."

"I'm gonna go cry now. Gotta stick to the schedule."

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"And nothing makes me softer than MATH!"

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Is that a Game Grumps reference?

You know it!

"Hi! Welcome to the stream, do you have ovaries? Wait, did I just say that? Stream's over, everyone go home!"

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"And nothing makes me softer than MATH!"

Spoiler - click to show.

Is that a Game Grumps reference?

You know it!

“What’s three adjectives to describe yourself?”

“Plump, sweet and b e g g i n g f o r c r e a m!”

Spoiler - click to show.

"And nothing makes me softer than MATH!"

Spoiler - click to show.

Is that a Game Grumps reference?

You know it!

“What’s three adjectives to describe yourself?”

“Plump, sweet and b e g g i n g f o r c r e a m!”

"No! I won't let your intestines fall out anymore, Toad!"

It was the Animal Crossing villager
Not you

Oh good.

Spoiler - click to show.

"And nothing makes me softer than MATH!"

Spoiler - click to show.

Is that a Game Grumps reference?

You know it!

“What’s three adjectives to describe yourself?”

“Plump, sweet and b e g g i n g f o r c r e a m!”

"No! I won't let your intestines fall out anymore, Toad!"

“T h e J e w s f a k e d t h e m o o n l a n d i n g”

"Lady, you collected way too many chromosomes and I think you spat out your brain during breakfast please go collect it in your trash can at home before proceeding with your day, thank you very much"

"You better teach me Japanese sometime soon."
"What do I get outta it?"
"Hugs."
"…..Good enough."

"sexy pancake"

"Three metal hardware."

“I had to kiss myself 12 times to find it”

"Today's compliment is that your bed frame is a nice interesting shape, and I know that because the rats in your ceiling… told me."

"Uh oh, stinky!"
"Uh oh, sepsis!"

"New sales pitch: We have your firstborn in one of our warehouses. Buy out our entire stock and maybe we'll let them live."

"Kazoos - putting the fun in funeral!"

"WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY!"

"What'd I miss?"
"We beat the vagina monster and now we're in a subway."

"…a spoon?"
"No then they'd be gone too fast."

"WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY!"

Bc you'd better be busy by meditating on the kindness of the lord.

can we get an amen

"WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY!"

Bc you'd better be busy by meditating on the kindness of the lord.

it was something i found on pinterest. english wasn't this person's first language and they were trying to say "we can't sit around looking pretty" or something like that

can we get an amen

AMEN

"More comfortable than what…BEING STABBED?!"
"Jeremy, please."

"we all know, black people were invented in the 1990's"