@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
(Throw me in the gulag, Stalin Daddy uwu)
(Kill me for real please, I don't deserve life after typing that-)
(Throw me in the gulag, Stalin Daddy uwu)
(Kill me for real please, I don't deserve life after typing that-)
(pwease punish me satan-chan wiff uw big, thik paws and ur wovewy warge titsh, i've been weawwy naughty & desewve 2 die, pwease sewiouswy i'm begging u end me wight now be4 its 2 wate pwease they'ww find me @ any moment & i don't want 2 no what they'ww dew 2 me when they weawize i'm da 1 who cawwed the cops on him pwease don't weave me i need to kiww mysewf, oh gawd they'we hewe it's ovew, pwease wen they find my body teww them dat da muwdewew's name wajbhavtfvgjhAouiepjjnAAAAi0830000)
(I'm not even going to read that)
(You both deserve death by BTS.)
"That's called murder, my guy."
“Dude, your overwhelming situation with your gayness is getting out of hand.”
“Ah, frick, you’re right, it’s not June.”
"Beer Can and Captain Hook."
"Emotional regression is stored in the b a l l s"
"Skim is for c h i l d r e n"
:)
A fork with no pockets.
dramatically "It was the summer of '89… The locusts were upon us-"
"gonna go kill some cactuses"
to the tube of that one farmer's jingle "we are arby's, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
to the tube of that one farmer's jingle "we are arby's, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
I hate that I didn't notice anything off when I sang it my head the first time
"It's called prostitution."
"x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty"
~Altrince, 2020
"ah minors, my favorite snack!"
~Me, 2020
"we're all just dark trumps"
"My arms look like uncooked churros"
"Is this butter? Because it's really good."
(Ella please stop 😂)
"If you don't know who Elon Musk is,,, that seems,,, like an interesting… state to be in?"
"fashionable yee-haw"
"WHO in the ORANGATANG TITTY FUCK COUGHS on a BABY???!?!?!"
"i'm geometrysexual. i f**k geometry"
"If you don't turn off the Magikarp song, that apple will look funny up your nostril."
"Barbie's next career: cult leader!"
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