forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

"This cheese tastes like yogurt."

That makes me uncomfy

"are you going to harvest my thighs–"

"This cheese tastes like yogurt."

That makes me uncomfy

Yeah, cheese shouldn't taste like strawberry yogurt

"I would like to pet each of those chickens individually."

"you're bra is leaking"

"This, but less orgasmic."

"Ahh yes, you can quarter pound me da- no, nevermind, I'm not finishing that sentence, someone's gonna take it out of context"

"Who got the gold stars for today? I forgot, I was thinking about all those naughty words."

"Don't put potato chip bags on your junk. That's this stream's health lesson."

"Or because she's HILLARY"

"At least he knows what a church is."

"I have no friends."
"Is it because you can't find anyone with a GPA over 3.5?"

"Pull out the Super Shotgun, say 'hey, does this barrel smell like cordite to you?' and change the atmosphere of the room from 70% nitrogen to 99% vaporized sexual organ."

"[Redacted]'s playing the star from Hell-"
"Hey! I take pride in my hometown!"

"I just got bitch-slapped by a pair of legs on top of another pair of legs!"

"Monsters inc, more like get in my fecking swamp"

wiping forehead "I love Puerto Rico"

"i saw the virgin mary, and she was black? and she had these, like, angel backup singers?

"Okay but you're in charge of the ones with legs."

"I have no friends."
"Is it because you can't find anyone with a GPA over 3.5?"

It is kind of hard to even keep it at that.

"I have no friends."
"Is it because you can't find anyone with a GPA over 3.5?"

It is kind of hard to even keep it at that.

Thriving with a 1.8. School doesn't teach you anything useful anyway

My running joke is that school has taught me a lot; some of it about the material.

"ITS LOUIS VUITTON!"

"The clock with walls in it."
"nO"

"I'm allergic to Commies."

"I'm allergic to Commies."

Following up on that with
"We're."

"Gooooooooooood morning, comrades!"

"I'm allergic to Commies."

Following up on that with
"We're."

*we're
we aren't bloody capitalists m8