That's why What We Do In The Shadows is the only valid vampire adaption like every vampire is a chaotic bisexual and it's gorgeous.

I love What We Do In The Shadows so much

“Oh shit!!! It’s an ankle!!”

"I will be back for you."
"Just know that the last person who said that to me died."
"Uh… Wow. Okay, I'm going now."

microwave

"'He's not my daddy anymore either' peak of the show. Best comedy."

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

"If you take NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time, your immune system takes a screenshot."

“He’s hooked on that Advil PM.”

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simultaneous Achmed and sultan vibes

"Single? Taken? Carrot."

"Do you think there's reception in Hell?"
"I'd fucking hope so."

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

I think we're talking about very different things because this was about the black fish in the tank in Finding Nemo lmao

I never considered him as such and thinking thus is Odd.

how the heck is he the s3xy one

"He looks like Tom Holland and Noah Centineo had a baby."

Who?

Idr, it was someone I hadn't heard of before

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Have you seen the pic of Yoda but Nic Cage's face is edited onto him?

EVELYN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

The live-action Cats movie, Leo.

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

I think we're talking about very different things because this was about the black fish in the tank in Finding Nemo lmao

I was talking about THIS sexy fish, which I assumed was obvious. Credits to the artist in the "watermark."

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

I think we're talking about very different things because this was about the black fish in the tank in Finding Nemo lmao

I was talking about THIS sexy fish, which I assumed was obvious. Credits to the artist in the "watermark."

oh fuck yes, him

This is getting weridly off track I'd like to participate-

Horse with Dog mouth 😍😍

I-

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

I think we're talking about very different things because this was about the black fish in the tank in Finding Nemo lmao

I was talking about THIS sexy fish, which I assumed was obvious. Credits to the artist in the "watermark."

see that’s the fish I was thinking of
except he’s not sexy he just can’t go 10 seconds without making that creepy smile and somehow people find that attractive