Confession time: I've never been to a dollar store
You have lived a sad life, my friend
No, there just weren't any in Alaska (because everything is expensive in Alaska) and we haven't had time now that we're down here in the lower 48
I recorded an extremely awkward video tour of my stash at one point but it’s pretty outdated, like pre-Easter overload
there’s a lot more than i’m ever going to eat, that’s for sure
they are! i tried buying some at the dollar store and they were….disappointing to say the least. the frosting was bad on the imagine but even worse on the cookie, and they tasted like gingerbread. i hope these are better
ella you could just straight up start a thing where you send friends candy when they're not feeling good dfhjdsh
Dude the dollar store has really good off brand poptarts (especially the cherry ones) and raspberry creme filled chocolate bars. 11/10 highly recommend
jhsdhdgs we have two dollar stores near us, one really big one that my dad won't go to and one smaller one. our smaller one sucks ASS and im p sure doesnt have any of those. however, we do have these white cheddar chips shaped like doritos that are lighter and really good, in blue bags
also honeybuns. and code red
I recorded an extremely awkward video tour of my stash at one point but it’s pretty outdated, like pre-Easter overload
there’s a lot more than i’m ever going to eat, that’s for sure
I would so watch that if it was updated with your current stash
I need a stashtate
they are! i tried buying some at the dollar store and they were….disappointing to say the least. the frosting was bad on the imagine but even worse on the cookie, and they tasted like gingerbread. i hope these are better
ella you could just straight up start a thing where you send friends candy when they're not feeling good dfhjdsh
Dude the dollar store has really good off brand poptarts (especially the cherry ones) and raspberry creme filled chocolate bars. 11/10 highly recommend
jhsdhdgs we have two dollar stores near us, one really big one that my dad won't go to and one smaller one. our smaller one sucks ASS and im p sure doesnt have any of those. however, we do have these white cheddar chips shaped like doritos that are lighter and really good, in blue bags
also honeybuns. and code red
Code Red is the only good Mountain Dew, don't @ me
I am planning on trying the Liberty Brew this 4th of July though, so maybe my opinion will change
they are! i tried buying some at the dollar store and they were….disappointing to say the least. the frosting was bad on the imagine but even worse on the cookie, and they tasted like gingerbread. i hope these are better
ella you could just straight up start a thing where you send friends candy when they're not feeling good dfhjdsh
Dude the dollar store has really good off brand poptarts (especially the cherry ones) and raspberry creme filled chocolate bars. 11/10 highly recommend
jhsdhdgs we have two dollar stores near us, one really big one that my dad won't go to and one smaller one. our smaller one sucks ASS and im p sure doesnt have any of those. however, we do have these white cheddar chips shaped like doritos that are lighter and really good, in blue bags
also honeybuns. and code red
We have three but I hate the parking lot of one and one of them is going down the toilet. Oh I know what you're talking about! I haven't had them in forever but they're very good
they are! i tried buying some at the dollar store and they were….disappointing to say the least. the frosting was bad on the imagine but even worse on the cookie, and they tasted like gingerbread. i hope these are better
ella you could just straight up start a thing where you send friends candy when they're not feeling good dfhjdsh
Dude the dollar store has really good off brand poptarts (especially the cherry ones) and raspberry creme filled chocolate bars. 11/10 highly recommend
jhsdhdgs we have two dollar stores near us, one really big one that my dad won't go to and one smaller one. our smaller one sucks ASS and im p sure doesnt have any of those. however, we do have these white cheddar chips shaped like doritos that are lighter and really good, in blue bags
also honeybuns. and code red
Code Red is the only good Mountain Dew, don't @ me
I am planning on trying the Liberty Brew this 4th of July though, so maybe my opinion will change
Never had Code Red
When I was like 6 my grandparents let me have regular Mountain Dew and it was my favorite thing though
I recorded an extremely awkward video tour of my stash at one point but it’s pretty outdated, like pre-Easter overload
there’s a lot more than i’m ever going to eat, that’s for sure
I would so watch that if it was updated with your current stash
I need a stashtate
I’ll film one tonight :D
guys are you HEARING THIS
i’m excited
they are! i tried buying some at the dollar store and they were….disappointing to say the least. the frosting was bad on the imagine but even worse on the cookie, and they tasted like gingerbread. i hope these are better
ella you could just straight up start a thing where you send friends candy when they're not feeling good dfhjdsh
Dude the dollar store has really good off brand poptarts (especially the cherry ones) and raspberry creme filled chocolate bars. 11/10 highly recommend
jhsdhdgs we have two dollar stores near us, one really big one that my dad won't go to and one smaller one. our smaller one sucks ASS and im p sure doesnt have any of those. however, we do have these white cheddar chips shaped like doritos that are lighter and really good, in blue bags
also honeybuns. and code red
Code Red is the only good Mountain Dew, don't @ me
I am planning on trying the Liberty Brew this 4th of July though, so maybe my opinion will change
Never had Code Red
When I was like 6 my grandparents let me have regular Mountain Dew and it was my favorite thing though
I've had Mountain Dew twice. Once it was a sip when I was a kid and the second was two years ago at school and it was diet and a whole bottle. I couldn't breathe all through lunch and the next period, I couldn't stop shaking, and I couldn't focus. So I'm not having it again. It wasn't even very good
I recorded an extremely awkward video tour of my stash at one point but it’s pretty outdated, like pre-Easter overload
there’s a lot more than i’m ever going to eat, that’s for sure
I would so watch that if it was updated with your current stash
I need a stashtate
I’ll film one tonight :D
guys are you HEARING THIS
i’m excited
Yess tour
Also you should do another one of your backyard or whatever you call it
I can’t do the back field cause 1. the hay’s way too tall to walk through and 2. we can’t go back there in spring/summer cause massive fecking bugs of pain and sometimes snakes
but I can film the stash one now
Snakes :D
I love snakes!!
sage's valid mountain dew flavors:
code red
the fifty flavors one
that halloween one that looked like it should be glow in the dark. loses points for not glowing in the dark
the original but cane sugar bcs it tastes better than actual original and is healthy! which is good for my dad who has crones disease
Fifty flavors is the Fourth of July one
Code Red is the only good Mountain Dew, don't @ me
I am planning on trying the Liberty Brew this 4th of July though,
That sound so 'Murica.
It's got 50 flavors Dom
I want to taste the rainbow Skittles doesn't have a blue skittle in the main bag and it bothers me
Fifty flavors is the Fourth of July one
yes. i may not support the fourth of july just cause it's dumb(how important it is) but god. do they have some nice lookin food and some good drinks
“You can taste my rainbow if you know what I mean”
“You can taste my rainbow if you know what I mean”
audible intake of air
A gasp?
No not really but idk how to describe it
“You can taste my rainbow if you know what I mean”
Fun fact: my character said basically this same thing in an RP once. It was hilarious. The other character was like "Im gonna get some skittles" and my character responded with "if you wanna taste the rainbow, I'm right here" it was great
4th of July has some of the best food so I big agree
I love the holiday since I'm a massive history buff with a passion for the American Revolution but I def see where you're coming from Crocs
4th of July food is nice bc it's got Good Flavors and also grilled food, yum
4th of July means steak in our family and it's awesome
Unless I'm at camp
Then it means hot dogs, sailing and sitting on our cabin porch and watching fireworks
Which is arguably better
We used to always go to my old hometown to visit friends, and they lived right across from the park where the celebration was so we got great spots for fireworks. We'd go in the morning for a parade, to the park for lunch, and then back for a potluck. It's super fun and I love it, but it's cancelled this year bc of quarantine :(
I'd like to call out whoever mentioned playing AI Dungeon, because I've been playing it and what the fuck is going on:
(this is actually going on right now, like this is what I'm dealing with)
You leave the school and begin walking home. You're so distracted that you nearly bump into someone.
You: "Oh, I'm sorry."
Man: "No problem. Ah, I'm not late am I?"
You: "Huh? No, you're fine. I was just in the middle of something. You actually look early, too."
Man: "That's good. Thanks for your concern. And I told you, call me Tick. Or Mr. Tick, if you must."
You: "Okay… T-Tick. You look pretty busy ahead, I think you might be late for your own party."
Tick: "Oh no, not my party. I was invited to another one later tonight. Hey, want to be my plus one?"
You: "I dunno…"
Tick: "Why don't you think about it for a while? I'll see you after school."
You: "… Okay.
You: "Hey, wait, hang on. By plus one…are you asking me on a date?"
Tick: "If that's what you want to call it."
You: "No, I mean, do you have any specific ideas about where we should go?
You: "I mean, I know we're going to the party, right, but like…is it a date? Like romantically? Like…kiss and bang afterwards kind of a date?"
Tick: "Well, it would be a little difficult for me to bang you. I'm actually allergic to penises. So if we're going to do that, I'd rather just go home with you."
You say "How are you allergic to penises?"
Tick: "I dunno, I'm just really allergic. I think I might have been exposed to a lot of them in medical school or something. I know, let's talk about something else.
what the f u c k is going on here