To the adults that have said that I'd be the perfect children's author just because I would "be able to illustrate and write the books"…
My latest project plot is literally surrounded by mental disorders, drugs, and murder.
I'd make an amazing children's author, yes
"Mommy, why is Jimmy acting like that?"
"Well, honey, I think I might've picked up the wrong book…"
My mom really wants me to illustrate children’s books out of my grandma’s old mountain lion stories, but first i’d have to have an art style and that’s not happening for a while
I definitely want to do it at some point but I’m not ready
There's also another problem with me being a children's author
I don't like children
Do you even need to like children though?
Meet n' Greets are a Thing Dom
Plus, I just can't get into the mindset of a child in order to write something they'd enjoy. Gotta have that sweet darkness
I despise children with every fiber of my being
but what do I not despise?
my grandma's mountain lion stories
so it would be worth it
Do that older child stuff. And do meet and greets only when they give lots of money. And act.
Dom
Dom
It is physically impossible for me to tone down my writing
And my acting is shit when it's not over the phone
Then don't write kid's books??
Dear diary,
Today one of my internet friends told me that some dude made a video about them on tik tok in which he was a pig and an asshole. I found said video and demolished him and told him exactly what I thought. My friends were very impressed. I would like to thank all the people I have fought here on notebook, because that’s where I think I get my demolishing talent from.
Good job wrecking him, he deserved it.
Yasss that's amazing!
I hope he learned not to mess with your friends again.
Hey, Izzy, how're you doing?
I'm doing pretty good rn, thanks for asking-
A little bit tired, but other than that I'm fine!
How about yourself?
I'm doing rather well. I have a house to myself and minimal chores. My worst thing to deal with on this physical plane is what to microwave for dinner and what to watch on Disney+ or Hulu. Mentally I'm 9/10 I'd say so that's cool.
I wanna bedazzle a mask
First, I need a mask
And bedazzling materials
I wore mine yesterday. One little girl looked at me weirdly I think. Another dude might have, so I told him it was for C.
I'm doing rather well. I have a house to myself and minimal chores. My worst thing to deal with on this physical plane is what to microwave for dinner and what to watch on Disney+ or Hulu. Mentally I'm 9/10 I'd say so that's cool.
heh, good to hear that you're doing well!
I wanna bedazzle a mask
First, I need a mask
And bedazzling materials
I really want this mask:
https://outofprint.com/collections/face-masks/products/banned-books-face-mask
Well folks, I do believe it's time for me to sit in the parking lot of my sister's dance studio eating cookie dough and reread The Babysitter's Club until her dance lesson is over finger guts
Not to be overly mean, but the green on #MurderFunding's cover is probably the exact color referred to in Constance's poem about green plaid
Just look
I had a green plaid skirt with this shade of green when I was in sixth grade
Wow. I always thought it would be darker and less that. But your skirt is valid evidence.
Also I finished Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey with my sibs the day I left to come here. I didn't that night like I wanted to bc birthday and my dearest companions (Mikayla and Josh) came over so I hung with them instead. So I got them up early in the morning and we read the last two chapters. I'm putting the third on hold until we read The Hobbit though because that's important in their literary diet.
Are you reading it to them or are y'all just sitting in the same room reading it chapter by chapter and talking about it?