forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Honestly being roommates with Dom would make me feel safe. Because he's Big and Male, but he's also not going to attack me or hit on me

I feel like Dom would be a Cool Big Brother roommate

Thank you.

My grandma apparently has been trying to find me potential husbands at church and she’s telling me all about these two guys both with blonde hair that look about 16
she even made a joke about how cute our babies would be
I-
do I tell her…?
or should I just let her keep dreaming

Honestly being roommates with Dom would make me feel safe. Because he's Big and Male, but he's also not going to attack me or hit on me

This is exactly why his cult commune would be so successful.

Hmm. Good to know. But I am not quite as persuasive irl. But I am nice.

notebook commune

Well I am seriously considering starting a communitarian society. Idk if I'll ever do it. But I want to.

I'm a bit worried, but intrigued.

Think small scale Socialism.

Hmm. I'm down for that then.
Can we call it the Dommune?

The Domination

In my defense, if I had a bit more room I wouldn't have things on the ground

I own only a few things and I still leave crap on the floor. I plan on changing when I move out.

I hate owning things. I want my whole life to fit in a backpack in case I need to pick up and go.

I'm a greedy little friend who likes to have Things, so I can't relate lol

I'm more leaning towards minimalist.

If we do move in together, please note that my jokes and overall thoughts are only filtered when I'm typing them

Yes I have a difficult time making the words come out right. I misspeak a lot and it doesn't go well with my *zero chill and fear of being mocked

Yeah same. I can be so ineloquent.

But you've got a deep, voluptuous voice just like your wife.

That is true.

I wish more of this could apply to me. My haircut makes me look less friendly though. And my eyes are, as always, rather cold.

Your hair is too floofy to make you look less friendly

I got a haircut though. Reduced Floofiness by 80%.

My grandma apparently has been trying to find me potential husbands at church and she’s telling me all about these two guys both with blonde hair that look about 16
she even made a joke about how cute our babies would be
I-
do I tell her…?
or should I just let her keep dreaming

let me move my bang so I can read that again

moves

what the fuck

to quote tumblr: walk like you're on your way to murder captain america

I do, most of the time. It's great. Only one other guy at the college had anything on that.

Bruh same! I wear clunky tactile boots most the time, and one of my friends called me out in the hall saying "Damn Owen, you look like you're on your way to kill somebody, f*cking soldier, jeez…" and that's one of my favorite compliments.

A brilliant compliment.

Deep voice ≠ eloquence

idk what we’re talking about but last night when I was chatting with some peeps I got really tired, and my voice was probably the deepest it’s ever been ever

and I’m the least eloquent person I know lmaoo

Honestly being roommates with Dom would make me feel safe. Because he's Big and Male, but he's also not going to attack me or hit on me

I honestly 100% agree lmao

I don’t generally feel safe around a lot of guys, but I think Dom would be the second if I knew him IRL

I am quite glad.

Well I am seriously considering starting a communitarian society. Idk if I'll ever do it. But I want to.

I'm a bit worried, but intrigued.

Think small scale Socialism.

Hmm. I'm down for that then.
Can we call it the Dommune?

Yes you may.

notebook commune

Well I am seriously considering starting a communitarian society. Idk if I'll ever do it. But I want to.

I'm a bit worried, but intrigued.

Think small scale Socialism.

Hmm. I'm down for that then.
Can we call it the Dommune?

The Domination

…………..
-o-

notebook commune

Well I am seriously considering starting a communitarian society. Idk if I'll ever do it. But I want to.

I'm a bit worried, but intrigued.

Think small scale Socialism.

Hmm. I'm down for that then.
Can we call it the Dommune?

The Domination

Hmm. That's for my empire. But I do have the Dominican Republic.

notebook commune

Well I am seriously considering starting a communitarian society. Idk if I'll ever do it. But I want to.

I'm a bit worried, but intrigued.

Think small scale Socialism.

I'm wheezing

My mom gave me the old office chair and it's slightly cushy and has arms
This is nice :)

My grandma apparently has been trying to find me potential husbands at church and she’s telling me all about these two guys both with blonde hair that look about 16
she even made a joke about how cute our babies would be
I-
do I tell her…?
or should I just let her keep dreaming

Just tell her you feel a little uncomfortable and you aren't focused on finding a husband right now. If you tell her you don't want kids, she'll just give you the you'll change your mind spiel

Well the problem with communism and socialism is that a government must be in place to make sure things run well and governments are nearly always corrupt. Socialism is a lot nicer because the theory is that it's something like a democracy where all participants are willing. In a small enough group motivated for the common good, these problems will be greatly reduced.^^^

My mom gave me the old office chair and it's slightly cushy and has arms
This is nice :)

Cool.

tip: if people are pressuring you about kids say you refuse to have any until you're in a good financial place for them. that lets you focus on your career and postpone a lot of the pushing. it can also be the perfect opportunity for passive aggressive comments if said person had their kid at a really bad time in their life and could barely support them

tip: if people are pressuring you about kids say you refuse to have any until you're in a good financial place for them. that lets you focus on your career and postpone a lot of the pushing. it can also be the perfect opportunity for passive aggressive comments if said person had their kid at a really bad time in their life and could barely support them

Oof yeah. Once I start getting those questions, I'm going to respond with "Maybe I'll adopt someone about to age out and send them to college when I'm financially able. There are to many kids in the world and our adoption system is awful." But like, more aggressively because that stuff makes me angry.

tip: if people are pressuring you about kids say you refuse to have any until you're in a good financial place for them. that lets you focus on your career and postpone a lot of the pushing. it can also be the perfect opportunity for passive aggressive comments if said person had their kid at a really bad time in their life and could barely support them

Oof yeah. Once I start getting those questions, I'm going to respond with "Maybe I'll adopt someone about to age out and send them to college when I'm financially able. There are to many kids in the world and our adoption system is awful." But like, more aggressively because that stuff makes me angry.

dude that's like. everything about my stance on having kids. i don't want a younger kid, and i really don't fucking want to give birth to one. but adopting a kid who thinks they're going to just age out of the system? giving them a home and supporting them as much as you can when they go off into the world? that's It man

they aren't really pressuring, this is the first weird comment she's made and my mom stopped with those months ago when she realized my hatred of children only grew each time
it's just super awkward knowing my grandma probably ships me with some guys i've never met

You go, my guys. One of you needs to be political and get rid of all the lame boundaries that keep so many people from adopting.

they aren't really pressuring, this is the first weird comment she's made and my mom stopped with those months ago when she realized my hatred of children only grew each time
it's just super awkward knowing my grandma probably ships me with some guys i've never met

an old woman trying to set up her grandchild relentlessly with boys a decent amount of years older than her is creepy i'm sorry ella

You go, my guys. One of you needs to be political and get rid of all the lame boundaries that keep so many people from adopting.

As soon as I can, I'm absolutely getting myself a 16 year old and sending them through a technical college so they can get a decent job and support themselves. But I also want to do a lot of research about people who have been adopted at an older age so I know how to properly parent them, ya know? Cause there's all the feelings and stuff that I'm not sure how to deal with

they aren't really pressuring, this is the first weird comment she's made and my mom stopped with those months ago when she realized my hatred of children only grew each time
it's just super awkward knowing my grandma probably ships me with some guys i've never met

an old woman trying to set up her grandchild relentlessly with boys a decent amount of years older than her is creepy i'm sorry ella

well yeah definitely creepy, but unfortunately not uncommon
i'm just glad they're not almost 18 or something cause knowing my grandma and her 7-year age gap i wouldn't be surprised

tip: if people are pressuring you about kids say you refuse to have any until you're in a good financial place for them. that lets you focus on your career and postpone a lot of the pushing. it can also be the perfect opportunity for passive aggressive comments if said person had their kid at a really bad time in their life and could barely support them

Oof yeah. Once I start getting those questions, I'm going to respond with "Maybe I'll adopt someone about to age out and send them to college when I'm financially able. There are to many kids in the world and our adoption system is awful." But like, more aggressively because that stuff makes me angry.

dude that's like. everything about my stance on having kids. i don't want a younger kid, and i really don't fucking want to give birth to one. but adopting a kid who thinks they're going to just age out of the system? giving them a home and supporting them as much as you can when they go off into the world? that's It man

If I ever get kids, they'll be in their late teens/about to age out. I won't have to like super mother them and watch their every move like I would for a toddler or baby (or even elementary school kid) but I can handle just helping them with homework and future careers and stuff.

You go, my guys. One of you needs to be political and get rid of all the lame boundaries that keep so many people from adopting.

As soon as I can, I'm absolutely getting myself a 16 year old and sending them through a technical college so they can get a decent job and support themselves. But I also want to do a lot of research about people who have been adopted at an older age so I know how to properly parent them, ya know? Cause there's all the feelings and stuff that I'm not sure how to deal with

I want to look more into it too, I have no idea what it involves to adopt older kids and help them.

I just couldn't mother anybody. I can't be there for a person like that, I'd mess it up. Not my thing. I do want some sort of kid in my life, just not my own. I wanna be that wine aunt/cool older sibling figure that'll take them out for ice cream or to a movie or park against their parent's wishes and talk them through their problems. I can't just yoink a kid off the street though, they'd probably be a friend's kid. I want to influence a young life, not be responsible for one.