eyeliner and black nail polish are the keys to looking intimidating
also keep that back extra straight
if you're gonna make eye contact with people don't smile
and think "murder" (that one's a tip from my amazing auntie. just think "murder" and let your face react. usually you get a kind of scowl.)
to quote tumblr: walk like you're on your way to murder captain america
but that's America's ass, why would i do that
bcs fuck america, amiright
imagine being pretty
i'm sure you could tell us all about it
i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear
Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…notwear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!
this has been crocs' fashion advice corner
Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out
bcs fuck america, amiright
don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would
bcs fuck america, amiright
i mean, peggy certainly did
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?
bcs fuck america, amiright
i mean, peggy certainly did
I'M PSYCHIC AGAIN?!
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?
What does that mean?
bcs fuck america, amiright
i mean, peggy certainly didI'M PSYCHIC AGAIN?!
:D
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?What does that mean?
afraid of eggs
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?What does that mean?
afraid of eggs
I looked it up
imagine being pretty
i'm sure you could tell us all about it
i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear
Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…notwear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!
this has been crocs' fashion advice corner
Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out
Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?What does that mean?
afraid of eggs
Ah. Like breakfast eggs or people eggs?
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
bcs fuck america, amiright
don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would
bcs fuck america, amiright
i mean, peggy certainly did
You both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively
JYN/ICE
imagine being pretty
i'm sure you could tell us all about it
i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear
Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…notwear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!
this has been crocs' fashion advice corner
Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out
Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer
we all know you do the reanimating, not the killing. Or animating I suppose
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao
imagine being pretty
i'm sure you could tell us all about it
i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear
Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…notwear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!
this has been crocs' fashion advice corner
Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out
Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer
we all know you do the reanimating, not the killing. Or animating I suppose
Yes. I'll stick to the reanimation, thank you very much.
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby
wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao
CHEESE
bcs fuck america, amiright
don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter wouldbcs fuck america, amiright
i mean, peggy certainly didYou both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively
JYN/ICE
I wasn't sure if I should or not. But i did. And I'm not ashamed lmao
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby
wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao
CHEESE
?
bcs fuck america, amiright
don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter wouldbcs fuck america, amiright
i mean, peggy certainly didYou both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively
JYN/ICE
I wasn't sure if I should or not. But i did. And I'm not ashamed lmao
Fist bump
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby
wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao
CHEESE?
We got cheese and dairy and unhealthy stuff, yeehaw!
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby
wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao
CHEESE?
It's Wisconsin for "good food"
If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead
I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby
wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao
CHEESE?
We got cheese and dairy and unhealthy stuff, yeehaw!
lmao I think it's actually because I stopped going on hikes. In AK, my family would go on hikes at least once or twice a week in the summer time, and so that helped keep my weight down. We moved to the Midwest and stopped doing that. I also stress ate, I think, because I was so upset over the move
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?What does that mean?
afraid of eggs
Ah. Like breakfast eggs or people eggs?
I mean, human eggs are…
I'm not afraid of them
I'm not really afraid per say of eggs at all
I'm just really disgusted
I can't eat hard boiled or deviled or whatever eggs
if I'm gonna eat eggs it has to be in a way where it doesn't look like an egg anymore
I fucking hate animal eggs
like, the whole concept of them
is absolutely disgusting and I don't know why
I can deal with bird eggs
but like, I full on gag about snake eggs, fuckin penguin eggs, turtle eggs are so bad istg, insect eggs are disgusting…
have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?What does that mean?
afraid of eggs
Ah. Like breakfast eggs or people eggs?
I mean, human eggs are…
I'm not afraid of them
I'm not really afraid per say of eggs at all
I'm just really disgustedI can't eat hard boiled or deviled or whatever eggs
if I'm gonna eat eggs it has to be in a way where it doesn't look like an egg anymore
I fucking hate animal eggs
like, the whole concept of them
is absolutely disgusting and I don't know why
I can deal with bird eggs
but like, I full on gag about snake eggs, fuckin penguin eggs, turtle eggs are so bad istg, insect eggs are disgusting…
Ah, makes sense
I like eggs, but the concept of what's going on inside the eggs is gross to me
Same with pregnancy
I'm 5'3 and I think I'm 86 pounds atm
I would die lmao
B ones
I can deal with bird eggs
but like, I full on gag about fuckin penguin eggs
I've got some news
Eggs taste nasty