forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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i love this idea
i'm in

“An ace sex worker is a hug worker.”

I'm down. Nutella, you want to start a business?

Instead of showing up to do the yiffy wiffy, hug workers show up to talk to you, give you a shoulder to cry on, hugs, and chocolate. Sometimes they'll do fun stuff like take you grocery shopping at night, or on a walk downtown
Wholesome fren stuff

i'm even more in
i've found my dream career

Cool. I'll try to make deep talks about how they matter and have a place in the universe.

So basically a rentable therapist who gives you candy and friendship
I'm down, not gonna lie-

https://snugglebuddies.com/pricing/
They already exist lol

I'm not sure about snuggling. That's more than too much for someone I don't know.

I found my dream career path

So basically a rentable therapist who gives you candy and friendship
I'm down, not gonna lie-

But like. Without a licence. So best friend type of therapist.

I’ve made many jokes about this before because it’s great

"No? It's about coal, woman!"

"To clean myself, I use Dave"

My cat's name is Dave and I was just petting him

I will vore your infant

I will vore your infant

Wtf….

Okay so basically, I do art streams, and one of the jokes was "If you touch Nathaniel, I will swallow your firstborn whole" because that's kinda where my brain is at
And that ended up being "I will vore your infant" which is clearly much better

Alright, that makes more sense

Lmao

“I don’t want to hit you! I want to play cards!”

“wibbly wobbly we are one, this banana i’m holding is now a gun”

“You’re late.”
“Oh I’m sorry Frodo, the clapping of my asscheeks killed the first set of horses”

-0-

“FUCK THE SUITCASE “

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ON MY BANANAS?!"

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

“Maybe the boooo~ noise is a ghost mating call?”

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

well to be fair neither is the alternative

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

well to be fair neither is the alternative

Okay I'm not a guy but I'm pretty sure they don't stick their dicks in the same places rulers go

yeah and rulers don't urinate