"Is that a tumor in your pants or are you just happy to see-
wait you're a girl???
Why the fuck do you have three big macs in your pocket???"
That very much reminds me of
"Is that a package of paraffin wax in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well…"
"Well I like making origami and sticking it to my window
For decoration
So is dildo the same"
"I LOST TO A DEAD RACCOON?!"
"They don't usually sell asexual snails"
"I'm sorry my friends, I'm leaving you. I have a new family now. Time to join the snails."
"We haven't gotten to that part yet, why are you asking us?"
"They don't usually sell asexual snails"
Why not?
"They don't usually sell asexual snails"
Why not?
Because they tend to multiply really fast
@/becfromthedead was telling us about their snails yesterday on the Pets chat
"Naked children don't get rice."
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-
I have zero clue
Kids are weird
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-
Adam and Eve Instinct
It's like the Cain Instinct but for clothes
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-Adam and Eve Instinct
It's like the Cain Instinct but for clothes
The Adam and Eve Instinct would be putting clothes on, not taking them off
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-Adam and Eve Instinct
It's like the Cain Instinct but for clothesThe Adam and Eve Instinct would be putting clothes on, not taking them off
Adam and Eve Vibes then
Eat the bad things while naked
Adam and Eve Vibes then
Eat the bad things while naked
Did you mean: All my siblings with Sudocrem?
"you need to have a conversation with the soap"
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-Adam and Eve Instinct
It's like the Cain Instinct but for clothesThe Adam and Eve Instinct would be putting clothes on, not taking them off
Adam and Eve Vibes then
Eat the bad things while naked
Forget "Be gay, do crime" we have a new motto.
"Naked children don't get rice."
ok but my mom has actually had to say this multiple times
what is it with small children and the refusal to wear clothes-Adam and Eve Instinct
It's like the Cain Instinct but for clothesThe Adam and Eve Instinct would be putting clothes on, not taking them off
Adam and Eve Vibes then
Eat the bad things while nakedForget "Be gay, do crime" we have a new motto.
One that even Straight Dom can apply to his life
"i'm not saying that i'm sexually attracted to a flashlight, but…"
I don't know the context but my mind is filling some things in~
my mind immediately went to the Pixar lamp so I don’t know what that says about me
I don't know the context but my mind is filling some things in~
there is no context, but i can put a link to the video it was from
"Dude went from chill to kill in 0.2 seconds."
"Chairmudas"
"Dude went from chill to kill in 0.2 seconds."
Y'all are talking about me behind my back?
"Dude went from chill to kill in 0.2 seconds."
Y'all are talking about me behind my back?
My brother and I were playing Cuphead
Need I say more?
"Wait, why is [friend] writing hentai in the script?!"
"Wait, why is [friend] writing hentai in the script?!"
I made an unholy noise
"This is the worst thing I've experienced."
"Worse than being pepper-sprayed?"
"No. That was pain. This is suffering."
"Alright fair enough."
"Wait, why is [friend] writing hentai in the script?!"
I made an unholy noise
We're writing a skit about the Bermuda triangle, and my very wholesome Catholic friend starts writing this long paragraph about tentacles grabbing a character and like surrounding them and stuff and me and my friends in public school just shared a Look as one read it out loud.