forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"look little shoe fetish" -my grandma to my sister

“I’m pretty sure you’re the only one who wants to see Leonardo Da Vinci and Comte de Saint-Germain hook up.”
“Tell me they wouldn’t—“
“I FORBID IT!”
“………..What about Shakespeare and—“
“nO!!”

"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor

for some reason this reminded me of "straight people like Broadway too" (from the prom)

They really do.

"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor

for some reason this reminded me of "straight people like Broadway too" (from the prom)

They really do.

We know, you're straight and your obsession with Ben Platt is strictly platonic and fan-to-man

Fan-to-man

“At this point you should remember that anything that you want to get rid of you shove in the basement.”

"Seltzer's the ultimate dieting tool! You get more gas with less mass!"

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

"we all know the phrase, 'men are from Mars, you murdered your wife'"

"we all know the phrase, 'men are from Mars, you murdered your wife'"

Did you mean: boomers

"we all know the phrase, 'men are from Mars, you murdered your wife'"

Did you mean: boomers

lol he's only 30 and I don't even think he's married
it's from this beautiful video

"I'm almost an adult, I can eat Cheerios with chopsticks if I want."

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

I saw something yesterday about how she wasn't written to be likeable and I was like ?? Do people not like her because I would die for her

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

I saw something yesterday about how she wasn't written to be likeable and I was like ?? Do people not like her because I would die for her

Characters written to be likable are boring anyways
I would die and kill for Katniss Everdeen.

"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."

I mean
It's true

It's very true and I love her

I saw something yesterday about how she wasn't written to be likeable and I was like ?? Do people not like her because I would die for her

Characters written to be likable are boring anyways
I would die and kill for Katniss Everdeen.

I would kill anybody for Katniss

"I'm almost an adult, I can eat Cheerios with chopsticks if I want."

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

"I'm almost an adult, I can eat Cheerios with chopsticks if I want."

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

I got a mental image of you eating Cheerios with chopsticks but the Cheerios are stereotypically British and won't stop saying 'Cheerio' like a Pokemon
…
I need more sleep

"Well if you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them!!?!?"

"It smells like roast beef mixed with pulled pork."
"…It's a Brussels sprout."

"He doesn't know better, he doesn't even know that much."
"I does?"

Katniss is cool, but Idk if I'd want to hang with her.

Katniss is cool, but Idk if I'd want to hang with her.

I'd stab you for her so what's that say about you

Katniss is cool, but Idk if I'd want to hang with her.

I'd stab you for her so what's that say about you

Seconded

I have manly arms now. With biceps like potatoes hiding under my skin, waiting to jump out and yell "Surprise!" at an unsuspecting person that walks by in the middle of the night.

Katniss is cool, but Idk if I'd want to hang with her.

I'd stab you for her so what's that say about you

I think it says something about you. Something rude, probably.

"Dobby is wanted for killing three people in self defense."

“I love a bit of topless Napoleon in the morning.” — My guy best friend

"Is that a tumor in your pants or are you just happy to see-
wait you're a girl???
Why the fuck do you have three big macs in your pocket???"

"Is that a tumor in your pants or are you just happy to see-
wait you're a girl???
Why the fuck do you have three big macs in your pocket???"

i don't know the context but mood