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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."

"Spill that ground juice"

"chat that mother fucking dick slappin hump havin chin smacking chai bitch"

"yummy delicious beats"

"Miriam we know you're a goth"

"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."

"Spill that ground juice"

"chat that mother fucking dick slappin hump havin chin smacking chai bitch"

"yummy delicious beats"

"Miriam we know you're a goth"

"fuck you for not thinking I don’t know you well enough, not only as your friend, but as your local stupid idiot asshole, to know that you’re 100% goth"

"Eh, they're not my souls."

"tHe ClOsInG tHe GoDdAmN dOoR oNe

"I

am

not

A FUCKING GOTH"

"also, for your information, instead of the completely true information about me being your local stupid idiot asshole, I wanted to put “completely” fabricated truth of me being your “extremely passionate lover” then i was like no"

"She'd kill it but it'd probably be an accident."

"That's demeaning in an odd sort of way."

"we have to circumcise the wii remote"

I demand to know the story behind that statement.

"do traditional lettuce hymns for your commercials"

"I don't think ashes are supposed to go in the washing machine"

"I don't think ashes are supposed to go in the washing machine"

whAt the fUCk

I demand to know the story behind that statement.

it was from this

"I don't think ashes are supposed to go in the washing machine"

whAt the fUCk

It's a long story :'D

"don't worry about it, there's no more going to the mall. you have to go to the mall online now. and no one knows what size you are online"

"The poor groom's bride is a lovely lady."
"Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the doo-oo-oor"

"Titty cow"
"It's a Miltank."
"It's a titty cow, Cassidy."

"The poor groom's bride is a lovely lady."
"Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the doo-oo-oor"

Lol me.

"Measuring is for pussies. I…am a penis."

throws cheerio at the TV "Beat that Ina Garten!"

"a freaking banana of death"

"Do you have plumbing experience?"
"I… played Super Mario once."

"Slugulus."
"…Scorpius?"
"Yeah, him."

"Oh don't worry, we managed to crush two of them in the trash compactor."

"That fish needs to go, it's feckin cUrSeD!"

"There's a dog screaming outside my window"

"it's me, don't call me a dog"

"That explains it"

"nice house by the way"

"What color is it?"

"green"

"try the hell again"

"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"

"you're at the wrong house"

"There's a dog screaming outside my window"

"it's me, don't call me a dog"

"That explains it"

"nice house by the way"

"What color is it?"

"green"

"try the hell again"

"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"

"you're at the wrong house"

Explanation?

"There's a dog screaming outside my window"

"it's me, don't call me a dog"

"That explains it"

"nice house by the way"

"What color is it?"

"green"

"try the hell again"

"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"

"you're at the wrong house"

Explanation?

no

"There's a dog screaming outside my window"

"it's me, don't call me a dog"

"That explains it"

"nice house by the way"

"What color is it?"

"green"

"try the hell again"

"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"

"you're at the wrong house"

Mir

"There's a dog screaming outside my window"

"it's me, don't call me a dog"

"That explains it"

"nice house by the way"

"What color is it?"

"green"

"try the hell again"

"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"

"you're at the wrong house"

Explanation?

There's not really much. Ash and Mir are just chaotic friends

"Love is like chocolate. If you run out, you just get some more."

"There's a dog screaming outside my window"

"it's me, don't call me a dog"

"That explains it"

"nice house by the way"

"What color is it?"

"green"

"try the hell again"

"don't tell me I'm at the wrong house"

"you're at the wrong house"

Explanation?

There's not really much. Ash and Mir are just chaotic friends

Understatement much?