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Started May 01, 2020 by Deleted user

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Alex, has joined the chat
Alex: Hello! :D

Alex: My name is Alexander, I'm gay, and I'm-
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I like chocolate-

Vozreal: What type of chocolate? 9 million scoville chocolate? White chocolate? Baker's chocolate?
(OOC: I had 9 million scoville chocolate as a bet. The bet was that I would get a 100 dollars if I ate a small piece of chocolate. 2 FULL cups of milk and a piece of bread later… I won.)

Alex: -gAsPs- Oh my god! Preferably a dark chocolate!

Vozreal: I like milk chocolate, myself.

Alex: I also like Hershey's- Mm~ Hershey's~ -w-

Vozreal: If it weren't for me, Hershey's wouldn't be a thing.

Alex: -freezes- YOU MADE MY FAVORITE CHOCOLATE?!-

Vozreal: Nope! I inspired Milton S. Hershey, the creator of Hershey, to make chocolate, just the way I like it!

Alex: -hUgS hIm- THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Vozreal: I also inspired Disney, but he betrayed me

Alex: -crosses his arms- How?

Vozreal: He corrupted our dream of animation and turned it into a filthy empire! And then supported Hitler!

(i gtg-)
Alex: H-HUH?!

Vozreal: The filthy bastard!

Alex: -whimpers and looks away- I'm jewish-

Vozreal: I kick Disney's ass every day. And Hitler's ass too. Don't worry, I never supported them at all

Alex: -hugs him again- Thank you.

Vozreal: No problem, kiddo!

Alex: Did you just call me a kid-?

Vozreal: Anything in particular you want? Fame, fortune, power? Can't do love.
Allison: Baby, don't scare him off!

Alex: -huffs and looks away- Okay- um- Nothing in praticular-
XAVIER HAS JOINED THE CHAT
Xavi: .-. Where am I and why am I here-?

Vozreal: Hello, Xavier!

Xavi: AnD whO Are yOU-
Alex: XAVIIIII~!
Xavi: Oh shi-

Allison: My name is Allison! This is my boyfriend, Vozreal!

-Alex is stuck, hugging Xavier as he chuckled.-
Xavi: Nice to meet you all. -he wraps his arms around Alex, sighing-
Alex: :< This dude helped chocolate exist, I love him-
Xavi: I thought you loved me-?
Alex: -freezes- NUU I DOOO-

Xavi: -whimpers-
Alex: I WUBBB YOUUUU MOREEEE~
Xavi: -le kisses his head- good.

Vozreal: Chocolate existed before Hershey, ya know. But it was always either too salty, too hard, or too sweet. Hershey perfected chocolate

Alex: -nods in agreement, still cuddling Xavi-

JamesTheAlpha has joined the chat
James: Hey Name's James, your casual Bisexual