I'm genuinely offended that no one commented on my shitty All Star parody.
I've got a single brain cell and it's sole purpose is to come up with random parodies like that.
As soon as I figured out what it was, I didn't read the rest. I'm sure it was as close to lovely as you can get with that song.
Oh ye of little faith
I hate that song with a passion.
I just remember dancing to it when I was in Into the Woods and that was pretty lit.
To put it into perspective, I would rather look Henry Clerval in the eyes and stab him than listen to it
But like. Do you, boo
Jesus Christ, Lizzie.
LIZZIE!
I love Henry with every fiber of my being and I would die for him, but every time I hear a fraction of that stupid ass song-
i WILL USE YOUR BODY TO MAKE A MONSTER I SWEAR TO GOD I–
Eva's already reanimating me when I die, that's a terrible threat
Hm
fine
then I'll kill you early so Eva can have you :)
Hm
fine
then I'll kill you early so Eva can have you :)
Sounds great. When do we start?
Miriam i hope you know that I would die for Hershey
Update #2: Her paw is b i g and floofed out-
ANOTHER PETTY RANT.
I'm in Canada.
Today is supposed to be a holiday for Victoria weekend.
I would not have gone to school.
BUT.
thanks to quarantine and Covid and boredom and the creature in my house known as mom, I had to do school.
THIS IS NOT OK.
blegh
i'm supposed to be doing hw rn
so i put on music to help me focus
guess what?
none of these playlists that ive tried have worked
they've set the wrong mood
kljdskfdfksjksdljfd
yall please help me
what do you listen to (if you do listen to music while you work) when you need to focus?
Uh typically glass beach or Waterparks
Indie. I have a specific playlist lol
thank youuuuu
ima see if that helps
Film scores. But like the instrumental types.
Vent time ~
Hey! Mox! Dumbass! You knew you had a lot of work let to do and you knew school is almost over and you have a very limited amount of time to finish said work! And yet you still ate gluten even though you know it makes you spacey and unable to focus on fucking anything! Why! Why did you do that you stupid-head! Failing highschool is not a fucking option. Get it together dumbass
Okay vent over
I didn't see it was you, Mox, and I was about to throw some hands.
Dumbass! You knew you had a lot of work let to do and you knew school is almost over and you have a very limited amount of time to finish said work! Failing highschool is not a fucking option. Get it together dumbass
Cut so I can show you how much I relate :')
wE'RE ALL OUT OF THE GOOD GRANOLA BARS
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE OFF OF NOW????
Emma intensifies
:D
I meant my Emma, but that works too
I didn't see it was you, Mox, and I was about to throw some hands.
SAME
I had quoted it to begin a response and then was like "wait no this is Moxie-"
wE'RE ALL OUT OF THE GOOD GRANOLA BARS
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE OFF OF NOW????
Emma intensifies
:D
I meant my Emma, but that works too
there’s another one? :o
i haven’t told the granola bar story yet, have I
I didn't see it was you, Mox, and I was about to throw some hands.
Awwwww <3
You have my heart, my dear. Which sounds too romantic but oh well.
”Failing [college] is not a fucking option. Get it together dumbass“
Me, apart from the fact that I still don’t get it together and have probably failed
wE'RE ALL OUT OF THE GOOD GRANOLA BARS
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE OFF OF NOW????
Emma intensifies
:D
I meant my Emma, but that works too
there’s another one? :o
i haven’t told the granola bar story yet, have I
she's a character
maybe? Idr, tell it again
I didn't see it was you, Mox, and I was about to throw some hands.
SAME
I had quoted it to begin a response and then was like "wait no this is Moxie-"
I had to look as soon as I saw "dumbass" and "Moxie"
All I could think was "AND MY SWORD!"
