my mum: what's an owl say?
mason: rawr

….I love him

i was originally going to share this here but i forgot

i drew one of the photos from emma's birthday cause she looked really cute and i couldn't resist-

Still very cute

my mum: what's an owl say?
mason: rawr

….I love him

can i put a picture of him here?

i was originally going to share this here but i forgot

i drew one of the photos from emma's birthday cause she looked really cute and i couldn't resist-

Wait, YOU drew THIS

The eyes are so sparkly and I love them
And ofc I love Derp P. Bee just chillin'

I didn't notice that!

Um ELLA that is SUCH a good drawing ok woah

How is one so good at drawing

Practice.

Things got crazy earlier and some of the highlights were:
"Pause the grapes!"

"Your solution to the apocalypse is to stuff cheese into your mouth?"

"The Spanker"

"Roronoa Zoro."
Pig sounds
Fork that was being held in front of face is removed
"Yeah?"

“No, Thomas! Water is only for girls!”

Sorry Thomas I guess your heart is gonna stay broked

(This was last friday during dinner time)
Little sister: I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! Hands me bitten Nutella toast
Me: Did she just give me her chocolate toast so I can eat it? Cool, I got no issues with this. Eats toast.
.
For context, said sister had given me what was left of her burger previously after mom told her I'd eat it, (Which I did cause she had only bitten the bun) And then I had to make said sister Nutella toast in exchange.
She was being really cute and I found it funny that she just assumed I would eat her toast too if she let me have it.
And honestly? She's not wrong.

Emma: And then the macaroni boxes turned my dolls into fruit punch!!!

Me: I’m just not gonna question it-

Emma: NO.

QUESTION IT.

“Mommy clean Gabbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy’s

Hands

So the mini-demon is currently making a plush unicorn point a nerf gun at me from across the hall while she's speaking gibberish

“Gabby no eat bite!”

Me: “Can you eat a bite and show me you’re a big girl?”

Takes a bite

Me: “Thats what it took?”

2 year old sisters are fun

Is it okay to slap a 6 year old if she's been playing 'pink fluffy unicorns' on a loop for the past hour?

Is it okay to slap a 6 year old if she's been playing 'pink fluffy unicorns' on a loop for the past hour?

YES

Maybe not slap, but take away whatever she’s playing it on

Maybe not slap, but take away whatever she’s playing it on

I agree. Don't slap. Take The computer away

She'll bite me or something if I take her Alexa

You'll make the matter worse by slapping them. Just give it some time. If not try to get your mom or dad involved.

Emma started playing Minecraft recently and she keeps asking me “are endermen real?” “can you mine diamonds in our world?” “are there big jungles with birds?” “what about caves?” and i keep having to show her pictures of cute bats, lapis, deserts, and stuff to satisfy her curiosity
she’s so fascinated by it-
who knew minecraft could have so many things in our world?
she says she wants to go on an adventure with a sword and see all the biomes
like me too fren, me too-
_{help i love her so much}

Emma started playing Minecraft recently and she keeps asking me “are endermen real?” “can you mine diamonds in our world?” “are there big jungles with birds?” “what about caves?” and i keep having to show her pictures of cute bats, lapis, deserts, and stuff to satisfy her curiosity
she’s so fascinated by it-
who knew minecraft could have so many things in our world?
she says she wants to go on an adventure with a sword and see all the biomes
like me too fren, me too-
_{help i love her so much}

That's so cute

oh my gosh, she's precious

We have to take her on an adventure to see all the biomes now
I'll start making a map

So we were at my grandparents' house, visiting them (we were wearing masks and stayed 6 feet apart, don't worry) and it's sweltering out, so I said
"I'm hot. In more ways than one."
And I swear, my brother made this exact face