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Started November 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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• Harvest _{"You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? Her V-card."}

I screamed but I'd like to offer
"You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? With that name, not her V-card."

Nayvie is just a hipster spelling of Navy I-
"Hello these are my children Nayvie, Aerfourse, Mareen, and Koastgard."

"And we have another on its way that we're naming Ahrmii!"

"We should have another and name it Mahpheea just for poopies and giggles you know?! The black sheep of the family!"

Watch Mahpheea be the only one who doesn't end up in a mafia or gang or something lol.

Well I was thinking kidneys but nooo you dirty minded hecks have to ruin everything

I'd give a list of my favorite baby names, but you'd be better off just looking at my characters lmao, that's most of them.

Well I was thinking kidneys but nooo you dirty minded hecks have to ruin everything

But wb her liver?

Yall… oh I wish I could link it, but this is heavily reminding me of a Lewis Black show where he's talking about weird names. Specifically the names "Shithead" (pronounced shih-thea-dh) and "Asshole" (pronounced ash-holl-lay).

• Harvest _{"You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? Her V-card."}

I screamed but I'd like to offer
"You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? With that name, not her V-card."

I'm sorry but all I can think of is "You're kissing that girl's virginity goodbye, Antony"
Yes I'm obsessed with that movie, yes it's a problem

Well I was thinking kidneys but nooo you dirty minded hecks have to ruin everything

But wb her liver?

I'm gonna harvest Harvest's kneecaps.

Yall… oh I wish I could link it, but this is heavily reminding me of a Lewis Black show where he's talking about weird names. Specifically the names "Shithead" (pronounced shih-thea-dh) and "Asshole" (pronounced ash-holl-lay).

LIKE IN THAT ONE VINE!

I'm sorry but all I can think of is "You're kissing that girl's virginity goodbye, Marc Antony"

Yall… oh I wish I could link it, but this is heavily reminding me of a Lewis Black show where he's talking about weird names. Specifically the names "Shithead" (pronounced shih-thea-dh) and "Asshole" (pronounced ash-holl-lay).

LIKE IN THAT ONE VINE!

Yup, but way before Vine was a thing.

• Copelia

• Fallyn

• Luxx

• Midnight

• Tayzia

• Xylethia

These are the only ones I can somewhat agree with

Okay so nobody beat me but if I were unfortunate enough to have a child I'd name it one of these three if it were a girl

• Callista
• Ophira
• Kristianne

I'm sorry but all I can think of is "You're kissing that girl's virginity goodbye, Marc Antony"

nO

My first child's name will be Mayonnaise.

• Copelia

• Fallyn

• Luxx

• Midnight

• Tayzia

• Xylethia

These are the only ones I can somewhat agree with

Copelia is like the bastard of Cordelia and Ophelia
Fallyn is sort of cute
Luxx would be better with one x
I'm just not a fan of word names for kids
Tayzia just feels like too much, Tayia or Tayza are cute though
Xylethia would be better as Xylenthia

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It'll be a cat

That's the plan for me as well

My first child's name will be Mayonnaise.

Spoiler - click to show.

It'll be a cat

Yessss Mayonnaise!!!
I want to get a doggo and name it Clerval

If you don't think that I'm gonna get multiple dogs and name them after One Piece characters, then you're wrong

I'm sorry but all I can think of is "You're kissing that girl's virginity goodbye, Marc Antony"

nO

From William Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra-

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I felt that. I just try and get people's Discord or Insta users cause those are more permanent if you ask me.

I don’t know what I’ll name my children
I already have Rin, Mari, and Ms Gibbwit Da Nibwit The Ultimately Superior Angel Baby Cupcake Sprinkles McDummy, but what will I call my yorkies???

I just remembered that time I was going into a competition and this guy told me 'good skill' instead of 'good luck' and that just hits different when you're in the mindset of a shonen protagonist

oh shoot I never thought of that…

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I felt that. I just try and get people's Discord or Insta users cause those are more permanent if you ask me.

I don't have either, but when I move out I'll probably get an insta just to talk to friends

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I felt that. I just try and get people's Discord or Insta users cause those are more permanent if you ask me.

I don't have either, but when I move out I'll probably get an insta just to talk to friends

I prefer Discord but have fun with Insta lol

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I felt that. I just try and get people's Discord or Insta users cause those are more permanent if you ask me.

I don't have either, but when I move out I'll probably get an insta just to talk to friends

I prefer Discord but have fun with Insta lol

I just don't want to deal with Discord

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I felt that. I just try and get people's Discord or Insta users cause those are more permanent if you ask me.

I don't have either, but when I move out I'll probably get an insta just to talk to friends

I prefer Discord but have fun with Insta lol

I just don't want to deal with Discord

Why not? :o

I just realized I have no idea what I'm gonna do in a few years when all of us have deleted our accounts or stop being active. How am I supposed to talk to my friends??

I felt that. I just try and get people's Discord or Insta users cause those are more permanent if you ask me.

I don't have either, but when I move out I'll probably get an insta just to talk to friends

I prefer Discord but have fun with Insta lol

I just don't want to deal with Discord

Why not? :o

It sounds very annoying and rather drama filled