you know that time is coming when you just eat your entire house
Y'know, my old cat used to eat carpet and other parts of our house. He always got sick. Now he's dead. Please don't eat your house
That was a ride from start to finish.
you know that time is coming when you just eat your entire house
ah, yes
i n s u l a t i o n
Mmm, yes. I just love the taste of doorknob.
you know that time is coming when you just eat your entire house
Wait really?! That happens??
nom nom nom nm nom
Mmm, yes. I just love the taste of doorknob.
I'm more of a rusty hinge person myself
The doorknobs at my grandparents' smell aggressively like metal and I hate it. They make my hands smell bad.
Mmm, yes. I just love the taste of doorknob.
I'm more of a rusty hinge person myself
Door hinge or leg hinges?
Mmm, yes. I just love the taste of doorknob.
I'm more of a rusty hinge person myself
Door hinge or leg hinges?
Yes.
Pffft.
The doorknobs at my grandparents' smell aggressively like metal and I hate it. They make my hands smell bad.
Oof I hate when doorknobs do that
I feel like what I was referring to went right over your heads…..or you purposely took it as Im eating my house.
I dont know which I find more amusing
I feel like what I was referring to went right over your heads…..or you purposely took it as Im eating my house.
I dont know which I find more amusing
If you were referring to consuming all the food in your house, I knew exactly what you meant and elected to ignore it
Same.
Also same.
Wild
I've had two steaks and a shit ton of veggies and 5 cookies and Im still hungry
Oh geez. I could hardly start eating the food I ate for dinner.
I'm either "I can't eat enough food" or "I haven't been hungry all day" all the time and there's no in between
Usually I dont have much of an appetite so this has been quite alarming.
If this had been back in January I for sure would have thought I was pregnant.
But alas
Im just a temporary hormonal fatass
mood
If I drink one cup of coffee I feel slightly more alert for an hour. If I drink more than that I get shakey for an hour and then I crash
I come back after a few hours and I feel like I know a little too much about some of yall's personal lives
I don't really like coffee lol. It's not my cup of tea. (I prefer way too sweet to eat treats)
I don't really like coffee lol. It's not my cup of tea.
how dare you
I come back after a few hours and I feel like I know a little too much about some of yall's personal lives
oh shit. IM SORRY YOU HEARD THAT
I don't really like coffee lol. It's not my cup of tea.
Same. I haven't had coffee in at least six years.
I don't really like coffee lol. It's not my cup of tea.
how dare you
i'm a little slow sometimesbut I JUST REALIZED MY OWN JOKE AFJKSN
so i just checked and the joke that bing doesn’t force the suicide hotline down your throat when you search how to take your life is entirely false
it still does
nearly 750 people have upvoted this stupid drawing and i think i'm gonna crY-
I'm so happy for you, Nutella.
can we keep the “openly judging everyone we don’t immediately recognize” thing out of my thread? thank you.
with all the 'new' people and accounts recently, I'm having some thoughts.
They've been here for five months and haven't gotten themselves into drama, I'm pretty sure they're fine
yay