kinda sick of these pregnancy scares

I mean, this one is my best friend lmao

Highschoolers should not be worrying about leaving quarantine to buy a pregnancy test

Literally just stop banging
Not that hard smh my head

we can do what we want
but use a damn condom
and maybe not during quarantine??

is glad none of my pregnancy scares have been during a global pandemic

Okay but we've been in quarantine for a few months, if you're actually pregnant, it should have occurred to you a while ago
Because you shouldn't be having sex atm if you're a teenager. You can't be that close to anyone else and you shouldn't be doing it with someone you live with but that's a whole other can of worms

humans are dumb

Unless you’re living with your partner?

Except the teenager part. You know. Where they're in high school and living with their parents

I'm under no delusion that couples living together aren't having a ton of sex right now, Lee. I'm ace, not dumb.

Oh Pickles that was hilarious.

I'm under no delusion that couples living together aren't having a ton of sex right now, Lee. I'm ace, not dumb.

I snarfed so loud I woke up The Brat Pince

People are getting together

A lot of people aren't taking this social distancing thing seriously

I know!^^

also I must say:

Cant Relate

People are getting together

A lot of people aren't taking this social distancing thing seriously

This makes me unreasonably angry

I'm under no delusion that couples living together aren't having a ton of sex right now, Lee. I'm ace, not dumb.

I snarfed so loud I woke up The Brat Pince

Thank you
I've reached peak performance

People are getting together

A lot of people aren't taking this social distancing thing seriously

This makes me unreasonably angry

I agree

These darn kids banging like a child with a brand new drums set!

also I must say:

Cant Relate

To a pregnancy scare? lucky.

These darn kids banging like a child with a brand new drums set!

Sneeze

Back in my day everyone was a virgin!

Except the teenager part. You know. Where they're in high school and living with their parents

I'm under no delusion that couples living together aren't having a ton of sex right now, Lee. I'm ace, not dumb.

I never thought you were dumb, Lizzie.
I keep forgetting that everything in America works differently to over here.
Over here people are legally having sex at 16 and living with their partners (and possibly their parents as well).

also I must say:

Cant Relate

To a pregnancy scare? lucky.

HONEY

I can tell you some horror stories. But this is not the time or place

Back in my day everyone was a virgin!

no, dom, they weren't
that's just what they said to make you feel better

living with their partners (and possibly their parents as well).

I would rather die than live with my parents and Jay.

Same goes with Jay's parents for that matter.

Except the teenager part. You know. Where they're in high school and living with their parents

I'm under no delusion that couples living together aren't having a ton of sex right now, Lee. I'm ace, not dumb.

I never thought you were dumb, Lizzie.
I keep forgetting that everything in America works differently to over here.
Over here people are legally having sex at 16 and living with their partners (and possibly their parents as well).

Good grief. My eyes skipped over parts of the message, so I read:

"Over here people are legally having sex at 16 with their partners (and possibly their parents as well)"

When I tell you I was alarmed-

Back in my day everyone was a virgin!

no, dom, they weren't
that's just what they said to make you feel better

I'm kidding. Just trying to stress my oldmaniness. Though 99% of my peers were.

living with their partners (and possibly their parents as well).

I would rather die than live with my parents and Jay.

Same goes with Jay's parents for that matter.

Someone I work with lives with her parents, and her boyfriend is living with them for the duration of the lockdown. I don’t understand how people do it honestly

humans are dumb

Except the teenager part. You know. Where they're in high school and living with their parents

I'm under no delusion that couples living together aren't having a ton of sex right now, Lee. I'm ace, not dumb.

I never thought you were dumb, Lizzie.
I keep forgetting that everything in America works differently to over here.
Over here people are legally having sex at 16 and living with their partners (and possibly their parents as well).

Over here people are illegally having sex at like, 13 because they're horny shits who just learned what it was. As far as I know, over here you can't live with your partner at 16
that would be scary

also I must say:

Cant Relate

To a pregnancy scare? lucky.

HONEY

I can tell you some horror stories. But this is not the time or place

~~lowkey thought I was the only one who had done the yiffy wiffy and then things happened that lead you to believe you're pregnant for a second there~