forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

"Pass me a package of fucks and a lighter"
—–Pickles 2020

"You're done insulting me, now you're on to my rice?"

"First you take my jumper—–"
Me: "You gave it to me."
"Now you want to drive my car!"
Me: "Yeah pretty much."
"WHAT MORE DO YOU WA—–Don't answer that, forget I said anything."

“IS THIS A GODDAMN BDSM MASK FOR CATS?!?!”

(CONTEXT PLEASE A<JDKHF)

(YouTuber’s reaction to this wish ad appearing in their Reddit feed)

"Ha ha! I've finally got the rope saw down from the tree!"
Literally the next tree
"Sheeit."
"What?"
"The rope saw's stuck."

s: "do you ever just get, like, absolutely destroyed by your boyfriend?"
me: weird look
s: "yeah…me either."

"it sleeps with its tongue out of course it's sexual"
"oh ok time to write nsfw fanfiction about my cat"

Me: This online graduation sounds so lame.
Me: I don't want to.

British Friend: me either but it’s better than doing nothing at all.

Me: Eh. E and I thought that it would be better I march around the house in the cap (and maybe some bedsheets) while the Jurassic Park theme plays except it's just the autotuned version of What are those! Sounds like a lot more fun ngl.

Bolting upward
"ALWAYS DIE COMFORTABLE."

"We know you're gay Mary, it's time to come out."

"Share your recipes."

"Step one. Get donut. Step two. Eat."

"Hey, are you thick?"
"No, but my toes are."

"The one movie that makes me want to be a furry."

"go fight a squirrel"

(Beauty and the Beast.)

(That reminds me of this thing I saw that explained different musicals, and Beauty and the Beast was "France's First Furries")

"I’m not sure if I should trust this trade or not! What are your opinions on dressing like a Lebanese prostitute?"

"The one movie that makes me want to be a furry."

Context please

"Y'know, this is really more of a formality. We just came out here to make sure you weren't three guys in a shed."
"Ahahahahaha! Oh god, we're in so much trouble!"

"Murder, mutant vegetables, time capsules, and fun. Where else can can you get that in [city]?"

"Did I ever tell you about the time I sneezed so hard I shit my pants?"

"HA! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX? NOPE! MANDIBLES!"

"What is it with you two and self-defecating humor?"