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Started November 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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I love when my cat jumps out of my arms and into something and her head makes a thunk noise. And then glares at me like I'm the one who did it

wol

I love when my cat jumps out of my arms and into something and her head makes a thunk noise. And then glares at me like I'm the one who did it

wol

*sol

Also she is Banned™ from being in the bathroom with me when I shower because she goes between the curtains and tries to slap the droplets, then gets mad when her paws get wet.
And she's Banned™ from being in there when I bathe, because she perches on the tub and slaps the water, then gets angry when she gets wet.

…I'm really glad that my bathroom door clicks shut so she can't get in

She figured out how to open doors. From the inside.
That's the third reason she's Banned™. The fourth is that she knocks my hair ties into the sink while I brush my teeth, and that makes them all gross.

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

oh I have doors,

It's either I let her in or she starts wailing as loudly as she possibly can
she has separation anxiety

As I type this message, there is crunching coming from somewhere in my house that is nowhere near his food bowl.

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

If the door is open, the outside cold can come into the steamy warm wonderful bathroom
and it just makes getting out of the shower less pleasant

As I type this message, there is crunching coming from somewhere in my house that is nowhere near his food bowl.

Demon cat?

When my cat was teething, she started taking our hair ties to teeth on, and we just kind of let her because pain y'know? Except now she fucking steals them off my wrist (especially in the middle of the night if I leave my door open) and off my floor (she also figured out how to get them off the holder) and brings them all the way downstairs

She also tries to get out by reaching for the door knob, but she's not quite long enough yet

As I type this message, there is crunching coming from somewhere in my house that is nowhere near his food bowl.

Demon cat?

Nah– the Brat Prince is eating something he shouldn't and that's why he's hiding

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

Because murderers and stalkers are icky

If the door is open, the outside cold can come into the steamy warm wonderful bathroom
and it just makes getting out of the shower less pleasant

I actually enjoy the temperature shock. Makes my skin all tingly

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

Because murderers and stalkers are icky

……There are no windows in or near my bathroom…. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

When my cat was teething, she started taking our hair ties to teeth on, and we just kind of let her because pain y'know? Except now she fucking steals them off my wrist (especially in the middle of the night if I leave my door open) and off my floor (she also figured out how to get them off the holder) and brings them all the way downstairs

She also tries to get out by reaching for the door knob, but she's not quite long enough yet

My dog has these ratty snowball toys (they were the first toys she ever really had, since she was neglected before we got her) and my cat loves them. Every other night I hear her throwing them down the steps, chatter, and run after them, then trot out to my closed door, where I'm trying to sleep and chatter at me about it. Rinse and repeat for a few minutes, and then she goes and sleeps.
The snowball is also pretty big compared to her, so she looks ridiculous carrying it lol

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

Because murderers and stalkers are icky

……There are no windows in or near my bathroom…. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

All I'm gonna say is that Dennis Radar didn't watch women hang out with their friends until they were asleep so he could murder them through a window

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

that's even more reason to shut the door-

When my cat was teething, she started taking our hair ties to teeth on, and we just kind of let her because pain y'know? Except now she fucking steals them off my wrist (especially in the middle of the night if I leave my door open) and off my floor (she also figured out how to get them off the holder) and brings them all the way downstairs

She also tries to get out by reaching for the door knob, but she's not quite long enough yet

My dog has these ratty snowball toys (they were the first toys she ever really had, since she was neglected before we got her) and my cat loves them. Every other night I hear her throwing them down the steps, chatter, and run after them, then trot out to my closed door, where I'm trying to sleep and chatter at me about it. Rinse and repeat for a few minutes, and then she goes and sleeps.
The snowball is also pretty big compared to her, so she looks ridiculous carrying it lol

My cat's mouth isn't too big so when she gets new mice (which she gets into the fridge and plays with while they're still in the packaging) she has a hard time carrying them. Sometimes she just bats them to where she wants it and chews on it until it's malleable enough for her to hold

I just spilled my lemonade all over myself and my sheets >:(

I just spilled my lemonade all over myself and my sheets >:(

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i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

Because murderers and stalkers are icky

……There are no windows in or near my bathroom…. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

All I'm gonna say is that Dennis Radar didn't watch women hang out with their friends until they were asleep so he could murder them through a window

??????????? Pickles—wol—I live on the second floor. No one could even climb up to my balcony unless the had a grappling hook. Trust my dad tried
Interestingly enough there are no windows in my bedroom area either.
My apartment is one long rectangle with my bedroom in the middle on the right wall. Kinda funky but I love it

I think I'll be fine if I shower with my door open

i've actually heard a lot of dumb stories of cats trying to dramatically save their humans from water while they shower
they're quite hilarious
I personally have never experienced that cause i don't let the cat in the bathroom while i shower, seriously, why the heck is your cat in the bathroom with you in the first place, do none of you people have doors

I live alone? (or–depending on the time of year–with someone that im in a committed relationship with)
Why would I shut the door?

Because murderers and stalkers are icky

……There are no windows in or near my bathroom…. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

All I'm gonna say is that Dennis Radar didn't watch women hang out with their friends until they were asleep so he could murder them through a window

??????????? Pickles—wol—I live on the second floor. No one could even climb up to my balcony unless the had a grappling hook. Trust my dad tried
Interestingly enough there are no windows in my bedroom area either.
My apartment is one long rectangle with my bedroom in the middle on the right wall. Kinda funky but I love it

I think I'll be fine if I shower with my door open

Okie but if you get murdered or surprise adopted while you're in there, all I'm gonna do is look at you with the I told you so look

i don't know how the feck you do it, i had to take a shower once while home alone and i was so terrified that i locked every door and sat down on the floor the entire time cause standing up felt unsafe

Ella. I have shocking information for you.
I've bathed
Outdoors
In a river
where everyone could see me if they wanted

it was nice. :)

i don't know how the feck you do it, i had to take a shower once while home alone and i was so terrified that i locked every door and sat down on the floor the entire time cause standing up felt unsafe

I always have to have some kind of audio playing while I'm home alone or the only one up. Otherwise I hear every noise and freak out

Ella. I have shocking information for you.
I've bathed
Outdoors
In a river
where everyone could see me if they wanted

it was nice. :)

i feel physical pain

Ella. I have shocking information for you.
I've bathed
Outdoors
In a river
where everyone could see me if they wanted

it was nice. :)

Saaaaame!
‘Twas a beautiful river
North of France

Ella. I have shocking information for you.
I've bathed
Outdoors
In a river
where everyone could see me if they wanted

it was nice. :)

The difference in our levels of paranoia is shocking. At your age I'd be even more scared all the time
at least if you go missing, people will care because you're attractive

Paranoia is not something my brain can process wol
I give it up to my "If I die, then that was the way I was meant to go" mentality

Pickles I disapprove of the self hate.

Paranoia is not something my brain can process wol
I give it up to my "If I die, then that was the way I was meant to go" mentality

Can't relate