important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Alright I have a question
If I make 23-ish tiny masks and put them on the frog statues in my neighbors yard, is that legally vandalism?

hmm idk, would you tell them before?

Alright I have a question
If I make 23-ish tiny masks and put them on the frog statues in my neighbors yard, is that legally vandalism?

not if you don't get caught
I mean maybe but depending on the kind of people they are they might not care

I know a dominic and he

• will beat your ass in super smash brothers
• has been volunteering at the library since he was 13
• now works there and is the bad bitch who will give you good book recs
• very christian, okay with gays
• very possibly is bi
• cute???? but like… for a guy.
  so that's what I think about when I think of Dom

Nope.
Unfortunately not. (Though I love libraries.)
I wish.
Yeah.
Sortofish???
Um obviously.

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass but like
Duh

if someone made handmade tiny masks to put on all my little frog statues i'd consider it a gift

Fuck it, I can't handle holding it in. I don't want to ruin his happy time, but I don't want my brother to continue getting away with this.

I'm sending him the evidence.

I hope you're alright. I hope you have strength.

Emotionally? I'm not alright at all. Mentally? I still have a surprising amount of willpower left after everything that's happened.

As good as can be expected.

Indeed.

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass but like
Duh

p a s s

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass
Mostly because they look way too young for me

your name gives off heavy "greek goddess of strife and discord" vibes

Also "might kill you, can hold her own if you stick her anywhere"

It suits you.
Edit: heck by stick I mean plop her in any environment

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

Hang in there. Don't rush into things. _{And I feel you.}

_{you, a straight twenty year old man, want a boyfriend?}

I want girlfriend. But I can't have.

Why not?

I have to find a girl that is mostly the same in religion. As it is, I am not settled there. I don't really have a my church. It would be unwise to drag a girl along that journey.

tfw you wanna ask for a vibe check but no one knows your name but that's by your choosing so you really have no one to blame for this problem but yourself

I am agog. I am aghast _{has Marius seen love at last?}

i'Ve NeVeR sEeN HiM OOOOOOH AND AAAAAHHH!!!

DIVORCE EMI AND MARRY ME

Nah. I'm a faithful one. Sorry, mate.

Boooo
(You know the boo lady from The Princess Bride? Think that kind of boo, but slightly less enthusiastic. No pointing.)

Good reference.

Mostly because they look way too young for me

Also that but like
Don't count me I'm aro

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

Hang in there. Don't rush into things. _{And I feel you.}

_{you, a straight twenty year old man, want a boyfriend?}

I want girlfriend. But I can't have.

Why not?

I have to find a girl that is mostly the same in religion. As it is, I am not settled there. I don't really have a my church. It would be unwise to drag a girl along that journey.

Like …. denomination?

Straight men can’t communicate and straight women are willing to put up with way too much.
Simple.

I think it's a lot worse than that. I think men are indoctrinated into at least something resembling rape culture and women are taught to appeal to the male fantasy.

You can really see the last part in a lot of commercials, which is weird. You can be sitting with your kids, watching a football game, and they'll use a women in a risque outfit to try and sell you a soda. It's so weird.

Mabel from animal crossing said "Sis, confine your spine" and I can't stop laughing

vibe check on me? im curious on what i give off to you guy's

tfw you wanna ask for a vibe check but no one knows your name but that's by your choosing so you really have no one to blame for this problem but yourself

i accidentally found your name on instagram I promise I'm not a creep
I can tell you the vibe tho

Straight men can’t communicate and straight women are willing to put up with way too much.
Simple.

I think it's a lot worse than that. I think men are indoctrinated into at least something resembling rape culture and women are taught to appeal to the male fantasy.

I fixed it a couple posts ago. Look at that and tell me what you think

I agreed. Though I still think it's a bit more serious. I watched a decent TED talk on it yesterday.

I love how you can tell how riled up he is by how strong his language is lmao

Well I am not adverse to cussing. It has its time and place that's all.

I called someone a dick once and you said "wHy DiD yOu CaLl HiM a DuCk"

Wait what??

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass. I don't like his face.

tfw you wanna ask for a vibe check but no one knows your name but that's by your choosing so you really have no one to blame for this problem but yourself

I can do the one I do know. Moxie: gorgeous, badass, everyone either loves her or is jealous. Can possibly kick your ass, but the chance she can't is too small to make it worth the risk

tfw you wanna ask for a vibe check but no one knows your name but that's by your choosing so you really have no one to blame for this problem but yourself

i accidentally found your name on instagram I promise I'm not a creep
I can tell you the vibe tho

lmao its okay, I found yours too
yes please, I would appreciate that

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass but like
Duh

Maybe if they were older…I’m not about younger kids

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass, but to be fair everyone is a pass for me until I catch feelings.

tfw you wanna ask for a vibe check but no one knows your name but that's by your choosing so you really have no one to blame for this problem but yourself

I can do the one I do know. Moxie: gorgeous, badass, everyone either loves her or is jealous. Can possibly kick your ass, but the chance she can't is too small to make it worth the risk

Wait what
Thats the vibe I give you?????
Thank you I'm gonna cry

I am agog. I am aghast _{has Marius seen love at last?}

i'Ve NeVeR sEeN HiM OOOOOOH AND AAAAAHHH!!!

DIVORCE EMI AND MARRY ME

Nah. I'm a faithful one. Sorry, mate.

Boooo
(You know the boo lady from The Princess Bride? Think that kind of boo, but slightly less enthusiastic. No pointing.)

Good reference.

Dude The Princess Bride and The Tenth Kingdom will forever be the best movies

he does look pretty young doesn't he?

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass but like
Duh

Maybe if they were older…I’m not about younger kids

They look really young, and they're not really my type. Maybe like…an objective smash, if I was a straight 14 year old but since I'm 16 and queer, pass.
Also they look like one of my characters who's Baby so yeah.