waIT-
Since you're Auntie Eris
Is he
Uncle Jay?!I asked and he said as long as he gets to teach you all how to properly throw a Tomahawk he will be Uncle Jay.
YES
NOW I CAN FINALLY BEAT MY FAMILY AT HATCHET THROWING AT PIONEER DAYS!
THANKS UNCLE JAY!
Please give Jay my bad poem
I am a Pickle
But I'm not a pickle
You are a Jay
But you're not a jay
Nice bro
~A bad poem by PicklesJay's response:
I am Jay
But not a bird
I am man
But a very dumb man
Chicky Nuggies
~A Bad Poem By JayHe one upped me :(
Nuggets are great
Very tasty
I am a simple pickle
I bet I'm dumber than you
Fight me bitch
(Please don't)
You seem cool
~A bad poem by Pickles
Fighting is not groovy
We are loving…..heavy pause here as he thinks Noobs
Simple pickle.
Simple Nuggie
I really wish I didn't know how to duggie
Poems are hard
Yall are the best
Making my girl smile
You are are broksi
But kinda crazy
So Imma eat my noods
I couldnt decipher the last line because he inhaled spaghetti
~Bad Poem by Jay Part 2
I couldnt decipher the last line because he inhaled spaghetti
Can this be my senior quote?
silly Jay, actually trying to rhyme
"Aww they love me. Eris can we have kids?"
GUYS
STOP GIVING HIM BABY FEVER
"Aww they love me. Eris can we have kids?"
GUYS
STOP GIVING HIM BABY FEVER
We'll be his kids.
Kids are so stressful, trust me they will change your life entirely and not always for the better.
I couldnt decipher the last line because he inhaled spaghetti
Can this be my senior quote?
LOOOOOOOOL
Sure sure
Simple pickle simple nuggie made me cackle. Can you ask if I have permission to steal it for my username?
"Aww they love me. Eris can we have kids?"
GUYS
STOP GIVING HIM BABY FEVER
Uhhhh
JAY YOU'RE DUMB, I'M A TEENAGER, FUCK OFF, NO KIDS
Is that good enough?
Dang it, Jay, now I want chicken nuggies :(
But my parents made homemade Crunch Wrap Supremes so I can't have nuggies
Simple pickle simple nuggie made me cackle. Can you ask if I have permission to steal it for my username?
He says yes and "Im so honored the Pickle enjoys my rancid humor."
The day you break up with this man is the day I stop speaking to you
unless he does something reallyyyy bad, then I'll fly out and I'll punch him
Im dying you guys are making me laugh so hard.
Jay is now referring to all of you as "The"–and then your name.
The Pickle
The Emi
The Jynnie
and collectively
The Children We Love
It's a pinecone you heathens
YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN US MORE CLUES
Im dying you guys are making me laugh so hard.
Jay is now referring to all of you as "The"–and then your name.The Pickle
The Emi
The Jynnieand collectively
The Children We Love
tell him to refer to me as The Drug
Im dying you guys are making me laugh so hard.
Jay is now referring to all of you as "The"–and then your name.The Pickle
The Emi
The Jynnieand collectively
The Children We Love
:D
<3 <3 <3
Ask him if he has any limbs for the Pickle and I
I also respond to Chris Hansen the Pedo Slayer
It's a pinecone you heathens
You literally could have said "it's rough and pokey. Christmas trees" and we would've gotten it you ho
It's a pinecone you heathens
in hindsight it does sound like Peacock
It's a pinecone you heathens
in hindsight it does sound like Peacock
I saw "peacock" and had an aggressive flashback to the PM
Im dying you guys are making me laugh so hard.
Jay is now referring to all of you as "The"–and then your name.The Pickle
The Emi
The Jynnieand collectively
The Children We Love
Fans face dramatically I feel so loved-
The day you break up with this man is the day I stop speaking to you
unless he does something reallyyyy bad, then I'll fly out and I'll punch him
nah we're getting married. XD
The day you break up with this man is the day I stop speaking to you
unless he does something reallyyyy bad, then I'll fly out and I'll punch himnah we're getting married. XD
oh no i missed jay poems
D:
oh no i missed jay poems
D:
:'(
I can crank out some emu pfps
oh no i missed jay poems
D:
You aren't sad about mine? I'm hurt :(
Please give Jay my bad poem
I am a Pickle
But I'm not a pickle
You are a Jay
But you're not a jay
Nice bro
~A bad poem by Pickles
I love it.