All the stupid things my baby sister says

“we should cut a cat open so we can feel it’s cute little heart!”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(her birthday’s tomorrow, i can’t wait, she’s so excited and it’s making me really happy-)

(Edit. This was at 1am. It’s still not until tomorrow)

@saor_illust

really ???
tell her a random stranger online wants to say happy early birthday to her

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happy birthday emma <3

@Pickles

(thank you for not making me ask if she was excited and sounding like a weirdo for remembering. It's my sister's birthday tomorrow too)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

(I'm gonna make her a card. She likes cats, right? Does she have a favorite color?)

@murphysgirl

Oh yay happy birthday to her

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Half her gifts aren’t arriving until may D:

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

Happy birthday Emma!!!

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Lovely birthday wishes to Emma.

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Happy birthday to the person who I basically don’t know’s sister!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(I'm gonna make her a card. She likes cats, right? Does she have a favorite color?)

I forgot to ask but she just told me her “fravorite” colors are pink, green, and rainbow

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Update: now she’s saying it’s blue cause Elsa likes blue

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Here let me share something my sister said

“Dada five drinks”

My Step-Dad: “No”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

My sister:
*Runs downstairs with a Pokeball thing from McDonalds clipped to her pants, a Pokemon shirt and a plush Pikachu*
"Am I Pokemon or am I Pokemon?"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

(Also my sister has a plush Evee)

HAPPY HECKIN BIRTHDAY EMMA!!!

@Pickles

I'm gonna bring back ice cream kitty for today

My sister is a demon
She offered me some whipped cream (I have a whipped cream problem) and I was like 'thanks don't tell mom'
But
The thing of whipped cream is empty
Which I didn't know
And this demon just sat there and laughed at me for a solid minute

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

She just called fireflies “light bees” and now I refuse to call them anything else

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my brother calls the television a chi-chi
and ice age "dinosaurs"
so you hear a two year old from the other room, saying to my other brother, amos: "dinosaurs on da chi-chi pease, ais"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

No one:
My sister: pulls a bunch of tissues out of the box, licks them, then puts them back

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies