forum Late-Night or just plain strange text convos, please

Started March 16, 2020 by Deleted user

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Me: Hot take: Kovu is a furry discount Zuko
Friend: close?
Friend: but not exactly
Friend: zuko has bad dad
Friend: kovu has no dad
Me: They have the same aesthetic

Me: Hot take: Kovu is a furry discount Zuko
Friend: close?
Friend: but not exactly
Friend: zuko has bad dad
Friend: kovu has no dad
Me: They have the same aesthetic

x files theme in the background

March 19, 3:49 am
C:If you die a sudden mysterious death, cam I use your skin to bind a book?
M:Bold of you to assume I don't have a plan for my body once I die
C:Touche
C:I'm being serious though because anthropocentric bibliopegy is probably one of the coolest things I've ever heard about and you're one of the few people I know who'd be (maybe) okay with it.
M: Ask {Name Redacted} about that stuff. She might have heard about it. Also, I kind of am. How about whoever dies first, the other person can use their skin to bind the book
M:But you can only take my skin, nothing else
C: Deal. Do you have an organ donor card already?
M:No
C:Oh
C:What's the legal age you can get one?
M:Besides, I'm cremating all of my body besides my skull. Then I'm donating those ashes to a place that can make my ashes into gems and turning them into two dark red gems and putting them in my eye sockets and having a slit on the top on my skull to hold a fancy dagger
C: I have no words for this
M: Why
C: That's amazing
C: Who's gonna use your fancy dagger skull?
M: It will be on the mantel of my descendants
C: Like a fireplace mantel?
M: Yes

april 1, 2:14 am
me: hey, a?
a: what?
me: you should join roller derby, we can slay zombies on skates together.
a: let's be roller derby kings.
me: yes. tell b to get their apocalypse kit.

To answer the questions, M is Me and C is my Cousin. Thank you for the answers on organ donor card and I'm glad people like what I want to do with my body once I die and don't think it is weird.

L: Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I’m missing all of you
S: Aww missing everyone too!
F: Miss y’all too!!
M: Y'all are out here missing each other but I'm in the corner achieving peak performance by not doing calculus and helping internet friends with quadratic equations lmao
F: Do your calculus
M: Shut up

(At 2am, in a google hangouts chat)
Me: if your ass was split horizontally instead of vertically , would it clap when you ran down the stairs ??
My friend: Stell, it's late, go to bed.

Last Night/ early this morning

M (Me): Can I sign legal documents in sparkly pen?
C (Cousin): No, only black and blue pen
M: But I have a black pen with sparkles in it. They never specify if anything can be in the ink
C: no
M: Plus imagen how cool it would look to have your name signed in sparkly black ink on your wedding certificate or whatever it is called.
C: only straight black and blue pen
M: But I'm not straight
C: Doesn't matter. The government doesn't approve of your kind all the way, so you have to lead them off your trail
M: "Your Kind"? Makes me feel like a unicorn
C: No, you're more like a kraken, you like the ocean and are willing to drown people
M: And almost nobody believes in me :)
M: But seriously, no glitter pens
C: No

C: only straight black and blue pen

What about red?

C: only straight black and blue pen

What about red?

It depends on the document. Like wedding certificates have to be in blue and black, but for a house? They consider red to be a"more" binding color.

Blood.

Blood.

Not exactly what I was going for, but okay!

Well isn't that why red ink was a thing?

I just realized the OP deleted their account.

My mind can't wrap itself around the idea that you mentioned red ink as more binding and weren't thinking about blood.

(Who was the OP?)

@PunsAndShips

(Who was the OP?)

@PunsAndShips

Noo they deleted their account?? :((

Yeah. It makes me sad. Nat was a really cool person.

Earlier today.

Context: My Discord nickname on the server is "Josephyne but not Joestar"

T: Why not Joestar?
Me: Because I just ain't a Joestar
Wait actually gimme a sec I wanna look something up.
T: I'm waiting
Me: I searched but none of my questions were answered.
T: What was your question?
Me: I wanted to know if I could legally change my last name to Joestar.
T: You can legally change your name to anything if you're old enough or have parental consent.
Me: Well I know what I'm doing once I get out of the house. Maybe.
T: You should do it for the memes. Can I start calling you JoJo?
Me: YES bruh imagine I'm in college or smth and everyone calls me JoJo then they find out my last name is Joestar.

Somewhere
In a very sketchbook of mine
I have a red-brown smear
and under it I wrote
'Red pen? Red paint? NOPE. IT'S BLOOD'
I'll try to find it

Somewhere
In a very sketchbook of mine
I have a red-brown smear
and under it I wrote
'Red pen? Red paint? NOPE. IT'S BLOOD'
I'll try to find it

I'm slightly intrigued.