forum Late-Night or just plain strange text convos, please

Started March 16, 2020 by Deleted user

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Somewhere
In a very sketchbook of mine
I have a red-brown smear
and under it I wrote
'Red pen? Red paint? NOPE. IT'S BLOOD'
I'll try to find it

I'm slightly intrigued.

Please note
I was like 10 at the time

My mind can't wrap itself around the idea that you mentioned red ink as more binding and weren't thinking about blood.

I was thinking of more legality standards and not binding by oath stuff.

Somewhere I have a piece of paper with blood on it
From some sweat bees

So last night, my best friend started watching BNHA and I woke up to this:

I AM HAVING A PROPER FULl-ON SHIPPING CHRISIS
I HAVENT SLEPT FOR A FULL NIGHT IN 2 DAYS
AND I HAVENT EATEN SINCE YESTERDAY
I NEED HELP
;-;
….
KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAAACCCCHHHAAAAAAAAANNN
HE IS SO
GOD
DAMM
CUTE
KYAAAHhh!!
i am fangirling so hard
i need sleep
my eye bags are so large
BUT hE is so HOT
I cANT
Omg when you read these tomorrow your gonna make fun of me
just make sure that if you do, read ALL OF MY FANGIRL COMMENS
KYaHAH Kacchaaaann!!!
SCREW IT
I AM ON HIS SIDE
SORRY DEKU
BUT KACCHAN
IS MY
BOI
KYAA
BAKUGOOO
YOU ARE SO CUTE
AHUNDKJLdbefwhboq3gylvreiwha FQBP VIHDLsb
fhboefbhebfuip
hufewiqdbsj'

~ excerpts from lovely conversations with my best friend ~
this was at around 2:30 am my time, i was messaging a friend from the united states
(sorry about the link, it just leads to google photos, i didn't have enough bandwidth to upload them here)

a: so i bought 4 new chickens
e: ebbsbs oh yeah gimme da chickwsn
a: IF WE BRIN THEM IN THEY OLANE THEYLL EXPLODE
f: HUH
a: THEYRE TOO SMALL BRAINED
I THINK
THE PRESSURE WILL KILL THEM
I THINK
f: NOOOO!!!
e: {??!!!!$%
GUESS WHO GOTTA SEE
MY DAD CAN FLY A PLANE
f: NO
THIS IS UNETHICAL
e: nah cause they shouldnt explode
UNTIL WE TAKE EM 28 G'S
HELL YEAH BABY

^^ @GoblinKing that's pure gold ngl

Between me (M) and my friend (F)

(M): Why are all of the boys in my history class stupid?
(F): Pray Tell
(M): All of they boys wrote a response on how if Reagan hadn't used a lot of money and pushed the country into greater debt to stop communism, then the world would have ended when all of our notes said communism was declining and would have died in a year or two anyways.
(F): Yeah, men are prideful
(M): not all men, But at least 90% on american men look like I shot them with my gun that they voted for me to be able to buy without a background check and am able to freely carry into their weak pride.
(F)" Their pride is in worse shape than the national debt

Participants: A friend (Q) and another fren (S)
Date: March 5th 2020, at around 1-1.30am or so

Q
bleh
shadow
you like sw [she's referring to starwars]

S
Again I will neither confirm nor deny

Q
you totally like it
why else would you put confirm first?

S
Would you like deny to go in front of confirm?

Q
no
your first answer is the truth

"YOU SIR ARE A COWARD!!"
"Go to sleep."
"NEGH, I AM NO COWARD! UNLIKE YOU, YOU SPINELESS INVERTABRAY!"
"You don't- Go to sleep. We have class in the morning dumbass."

(has anyone else just sat on the website for it and watched the national debt go up for a solid five minutes or is that just me?)

(Too depressing.)

oh delicate lace, of threads intertwine, a gossamer web, of wondrous design, such beautiful things that nature produces, look at the spiders suck out the bug juices.

Guys, gals and non-binary pals, I present to you, my brother's friend.

Ash, your brother's friend knows where it's at. And I do have to say Reed, that convo you posted, I swear I got that message from one of my female friends and she was higher than a kite. I needed a good laugh! Thanks for them!

Mikel: Gets a call from me
The phone: Just feral screeching

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: omg, what happened?

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: Yeah, but why?

Me: I was being gay

Friend: In the supermarket?

Me: Yeah, it was in the supermarket

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: omg, what happened?

Me: I got called gay in the supermarket

Friend: Yeah, but why?

Me: I was being gay

Friend: In the supermarket?

Me: Yeah, it was in the supermarket

So, um…
My friend sent me this:

Beautiful.

t: this guy was asking me for nudes
me: don't do anything dumb pls
t: i'm gonna send him a picture of a naked rat
m: no, do one of those natural makeup palates or something
five minutes later
t: he blocked me lol

it's prolly not actually a rat
but whatever

Me: Theory: Being the sole survivor of a genocide and having black hair makes you smart and attractive and really dark but actually a huge marshmallow on the inside

Friend: Explain

Me: Example A:
(andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) above I did not expect that image to be that big)
Me: Example B:

R: are you my shirt? Because I just want to tear you apart with my bare hands.
M: The fuck? Besides, I don't think you're strong enough to rip a shirt with your raw strength.
R: how dare you call me out like that? lol
R: speaking of calling, how about you call me later, eh, cutie?
M: No thanks. I'd rather call a takeout place for some food.
R: how bout I take you out?
M: You mean kill me? Sweet offer, but no thank you.
R: what? no. like on a date.
M: Hmm, still no. You had better chances with the first one.
R: oh.. well do you see yourself letting me kill you in the future?
M: Umm, no, not quite.
R: dang.
M: Better luck next time, buddy.