forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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funny tumblr posts all summer and effectively ruin my innocence lmao

Rip

Rip Eva's innocence, 2017. It lived a long enough life

Rip my innocence. I was such a good child.

funny tumblr posts all summer and effectively ruin my innocence lmao

me with reddit now

yall had zero innocence the moment you met me.

I happily sacrificed it to the Dark Lord

It was what I had to give in order to be in the exclusive club of “Eris”

Ig there wasn't enough left of mine for me to get in

brain: put on the colored contacts
me: mmokay.
brain: now the wig
me:….wait why.
brain: you gotta
me: but why
brain: secret identity
me:……..mmokay

I swear Im an adult with a full time job at a fortune 500 company and yet without additional adult supervision I have no impulse control.

Ig there wasn't enough left of mine for me to get in

why are you still under the impression that I dont like you

Lost my innocence back when I was 8 or something. Maybe younger. I didn’t lose all of it though, I think it was just a portion and then it all went downhill from the moment I looked up blue waffle

Ig there wasn't enough left of mine for me to get in

why are you still under the impression that I dont like you

I wasn't aware I was in a club

I'm in the Eris Club? :-[

i like to think sometimes that i still have a shred of innocence left, considering i never seem to get anyone's jokes
…but then i remember that they don't get my jokes either

from the moment I looked up blue waffle

Now I both want and don't want to.

i like to think sometimes that i still have a shred of innocence left, considering i never seem to get anyone's jokes
…but then i remember that they don't get my jokes either

Eh, sometimes I don't get my own jokes.

from the moment I looked up blue waffle

Now I both want and don't want to.

Trust me you don’t want to, it’s not pleasant. It’s not 100% gross, but I’m just weird like that

i saw it on a list of things to never google, so i never googled it, and i'm guessing y'all probably shouldn't either

I will not.

I don't want to google it but I have an intense desire to know what it is

Blue Waffles is a fictional std that makes you blue and warty down there.

*not fictional

I have named my alter ego– Anya

and she is the bubbliest red head you ever did see.

Well now I must see her

…'Kay.

I wanna make a mural in my room
But I'm sick and I don't plan on leaving my bed for more than like.. half an hour for a few days.

…'Kay.

shush you. I can do what I want

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever been triggered into dissociating by a song? :)

…'Kay.

shush you. I can do what I want

Indeed you can. But saying something like that is more likely for me to say, not you.

…'Kay.

shush you. I can do what I want

Indeed you can. But saying something like that is more likely for me to say, not you.

huh?

why are you ruining my fun???

Dom you have an alter ego named Anya?

Well now I must see her