forum Don't Be Suspicious
Started by Deleted user
tune
Edit topic

people_alt 112 followers

Deleted user

has entire plot outline for ATC
is writing according to plot line i've had FOR YEARS

Brain: OH but what if this happened?

Fingers? Frozen
Heart? Broken.
Soul? Gone.
Cassia? Redacted.

Hotel? Trivago

Brain: That's right bitch. Re-write that outline for the 5th time.
Me: sobs WHY YOU DO THIS?

@Pickles group

My dad was just like "Queen Elizabeth canceled her birthday party :(" and I almost made a joke about how she's immortal anyways but I'd get in trouble if I said that

@Pickles group

Because "immortals aren't real except God" "witchcraft is bad" "you aren't funny you're very mean" "that's a lie" "that's disrespectful"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I called Poe my nephew the other day and my mom went on yet another rant about how she “hates when people refer to pets like children” cause “it’s absolutely disgusting and you can never love a pet the way you love your own born child, that pet hasn’t been growing in your stomach for 9 months you don’t have that emotional connection and it’s offensive that you’d even compare such a miraculous thing to an animal“ or whatever, so I can honestly hear that

@Pickles group

My family wonders why I don't talk to them, but I get in trouble for most of the things I say. I can't even mention politics or have a slightly different opinion without getting yelled at. I can't even mention my random knowledge half the time.
If I didn't know you'd get in trouble, I'd say next time she says it wasn't in your stomach you should look at your mom and say "how do you know that?"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

If I didn't know you'd get in trouble, I'd say next time she says it wasn't in your stomach you should look at your mom and say "how do you know that?"

I probably wouldn’t get in trouble as much as a disapproving glare and eye roll, so I’m totally using that next time
what’s she gonna do? send me to my room?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

There’s one in Kansas City
I haven’t been but I’m hoping once this is all over my sister will bring me there
We’ve been wanting to go so bad-

@Pickles group

There’s one in Kansas City
I haven’t been but I’m hoping once this is all over my sister will bring me there
We’ve been wanting to go so bad-

I didn't remember where the one I was thinking of was, but there's one a lot closer than I originally thought. I'm hecking pumped to get out of quarantine just so I can drag her with me at some point over the summer

@Pickles group

Okay but hear this-

Mango smoothies
at a cat cafe

I'm having a banana mango smoothie at my I've-gone-two-hours-without-a-mental-breakdown party

Well now I want bananas and mangos so I can make a smoothie did you make it yourself and if you did can you send me the recipe

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid group

Okay but hear this-

Mango smoothies
at a cat cafe

I'm having a banana mango smoothie at my I've-gone-two-hours-without-a-mental-breakdown party

Well now I want bananas and mangos so I can make a smoothie did you make it yourself and if you did can you send me the recipe

kinda made it up, but it tastes really good
1/2 cup of almond milk
1/4 cup of lowfat plain yogurt
1 thicc banana
1/2 cup frozen mangos

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

I called Poe my nephew the other day and my mom went on yet another rant about how she “hates when people refer to pets like children” cause “it’s absolutely disgusting and you can never love a pet the way you love your own born child, that pet hasn’t been growing in your stomach for 9 months you don’t have that emotional connection and it’s offensive that you’d even compare such a miraculous thing to an animal“ or whatever, so I can honestly hear that

Honestly I prefer my cat to my sister so….