forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

"Just try and get the balls in the hole."

"Just try and get the balls in the hole."

good one

"Draw me like one of your social distancing french girls" ~ Emi (2020)

"Avengers, AchOO FUcK"

"Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez!"

I chuckled

"Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez!"

I chuckled

It's, like, the only French I know, so if some of my friends are talking about French class, I yell it at varying volumes

"Every time I spray that disinfecting spray I have World War Two flashbacks."

“So you decided to Thanos snap, frozen two Olaf, yourself to next Tuesday? That’s not how physics works Michelle!”

"Alright got the box…"
"What's the gender…?????"
"Aaaand it's gay!!! Congratulations, you're having a baby gay!!!"

"Alright got the box…"
"What's the gender…?????"
"Aaaand it's gay!!! Congratulations, you're having a baby gay!!!"

that is fucking amazing-

“I’m like a snake.”
“Long, thin and no one trusts you?”
“I was going to say a lot of people don’t like me and I lay on the ground a lot but sure.”

"Ha graw, males. On the ha is hunt."

"I'm fine with dying."

“But he wasn’t dead”
“Yeah but he didn’t know that”

"I'm gonna pull a Zoro and sleep to forget my problems."
"What are your problems?"
"I'm tired."

"And his name iS DON CHEENA" plays John Cena's theme poorly on a recorder

“my bones are just brittle in the mornings, usually they harden around lunchtime, and at night, they get squishy”

“this was also the same kid who listens to my little pony incest music, so”

similarly
"she was watching plotless incest."
"i was NOT watching incestuous porn!"

(i have two today)

"Meap
You are a meap
Therefore you reproduce asexually"

(and)

"Y'all ever just pop out a baby and it starts flying
Ya just pop it like a cannon ball
boom"

Same energy:
"I can't imagine giving birth to more than one child. It's like one of those water rides where the logs keep shooting out and there's liquid everywhere and everybody's screaming."

"You can be scared about the facial hair, my husband and I were scared too."

"and then we drove to israel-"
"that's impossible!!"
"no, it was on the other side of canada."

"Lacey said she wanted my ankles."

"No butt stuff at the dinner table."

"Authentic potatoes."

“And so the legacy of twin racism goes on.”

“That was before even Obama was invented.”

“You put Mother Earth’s sprinkles in my ear!”

Everyone knows that Obama didn't exist until 2007.