forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I feel like under different circumstances, Emma and Oleander might like each other if only for the fact that they'd agree that the room needs more pretty women

Yall are wild. Im trying to keep up and goddamn

I love how Dom and I have the horniest characters lmao

You being ace and me having a prominent moral compass.

and my girl is like 300000% not into it. XD

Honestly Geneva would 100% be into Enyo if she wasn't aro. They'd vibe pretty well and by 'vibe', I mean they'd piss each other off 99% of the time

That's exactly Enyo's type. Her kinda sorta love interest is someone she can't stand because he's literally the definition of wild adrenaline junkie with a mouth. Think Deadpool……but a half-elf

I Love Her.

_{i’m tempted to have my spirit character phase through the ceiling, shout something, and disappear}

Major bout to go commit some crimes right after this court case in attempt to forget the horrors that happened

spaghetti 🍝

_{i’m tempted to have my spirit character phase through the ceiling, shout something, and disappear}

I'm down.

_{i’m tempted to have my spirit character phase through the ceiling, shout something, and disappear}

Have Derp P. Bee pop in

_{i’m tempted to have my spirit character phase through the ceiling, shout something, and disappear}

Have Derp B. Bee pop in

yes good idea

_{i’m tempted to have my spirit character phase through the ceiling, shout something, and disappear}

Have Derp P. Bee pop in

Yess

I feel like under different circumstances, Emma and Oleander might like each other if only for the fact that they'd agree that the room needs more pretty women

Definitely lol

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

can we call her Old-Enough-To-Be-A-Grandmother-But-Actually-Childless-And-Sad

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

It has nothing to do with that. He's calling her old and laughing at her.

Gotta love that my cast is:

• smoking and attempting to go unnoticed in the juror's seat
• actively trying to fuck everyone in the court, and playing defense for a furry serial rapist
• trying not to throw something at said defense, and wishing she wasn't sober

Truly excellent courtroom team

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

It has nothing to do with that. He's calling her old and laughing at her.

You know, there's a phrase for that.

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

It has nothing to do with that. He's calling her old and laughing at her.

NO

Gotta love that my cast is:

• smoking and attempting to go unnoticed in the juror's seat
• actively trying to fuck everyone in the court, and playing defense for a furry serial rapist
• trying not to throw something at said defense, and wishing she wasn't sober

Truly excellent courtroom team

• Having a great time screwing everyone over.
• Really trying not to shout at someone and feeling out of place because she can't boss people around.
• Casually thinking about trying to drug people, preferably the defense team.

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

can we call her Old-Enough-To-Be-A-Grandmother-But-Actually-Childless-And-Sad

noooooooooooo because she does want children and she's not sad

DO NOT CALL HER GRANDMOTHER

SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE CHILDREN

It has nothing to do with that. He's calling her old and laughing at her.

NO

Well he is.

Gotta love that my cast is:

• smoking and attempting to go unnoticed in the juror's seat
• actively trying to fuck everyone in the court, and playing defense for a furry serial rapist
• trying not to throw something at said defense, and wishing she wasn't sober

Truly excellent courtroom team

• Having a great time screwing everyone over.
• Really trying not to shout at someone and feeling out of place because she can't boss people around.
• Casually thinking about trying to drug people, preferably the defense team.

> implying Oleander wouldn't be just as bad while drugged

Oleander be like

• Having a great time screwing everyone over.

Oleander be like

• Having a great time screwing everyone over.

Yeah pretty much

> implying Oleander wouldn't be just as bad while drugged

True.

Neirym HAS to OK Boomer Enyo-

OK Boomer doesn't come until twenty years after his book.

Tries to think of someone who could (and would) OKB a 5,000 year old elven badass
I mean, Oleander is still trying to seduce her so he wouldn't

Emma would okay boomer Oleander but definitely not Enyo

This is honestly the best thing I've done all quarantine lol

JYN YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE IT I'VE LAUGHED TOO MUCH I'M DONE

Looking at what ended up happening, I'm so glad I didn't play as Oberon in this. He'd just look at the courtroom and walk right out.
I considered having Nich, but then I realized he definitely wouldn't be in a courtroom if he had the choice to