Bro, if I could like, NOT have mine, that would be fucking awesome.

As someone who got theirs after all her friends and genuinely wanted it to come to know what was up, you do not want one

Well, this is off-topic, but is it irrational that I sometimes get scared around whit vans?

No, not really

As someone who very rarely gets cramps and just has to worry about blood,
YOU DO NOT WANT THIS TORTURE.

i'm gay I don't even need a period

I don't want children. Ever. If I do, I will ADOPT.
I DON'T NEED THIS, OR THE REST OF THE INVOLVED PLUMBING.

I'm ace I don't need a period. How do I uninstall? Dom, will you take it?

I'm ace I don't need a period. How do I uninstall? Dom, will you take it?

^^^^^^^^^

Well, bi. But in the very very unlikely case I end up with a guy, I'm not having biological children.

Well I know I don't want one and have no idea. But I have no idea. One of the few things that can frustrate me like nothing else. That and TSA. I hate not being unable to comprehend.

Everytime I get mine I just groan, grab all my blankets and bully my friend into running to cvs and buying me chocolates.

I'm ace I don't need a period. How do I uninstall? Dom, will you take it?

Nah. But I'd take it for a month maybe.

Well, this is off-topic, but is it irrational that I sometimes get scared around whit vans?

No, not really

I mean, I don't think white vans themselves should be feared.

I'm ace I don't need a period. How do I uninstall? Dom, will you take it?

Nah. But I'd take it for a month maybe.

Well you're gonna end up with a month it DOESN'T come because hormones. But if you have any questions that aren't… Um, medical, I can probably answer them.

ah… a topic I can’t relate to

Well, this is off-topic, but is it irrational that I sometimes get scared around whit vans?

No, not really

I mean, I don't think white vans themselves should be feared.

AROUND. The people in them.

I'm ace I don't need a period. How do I uninstall? Dom, will you take it?

Nah. But I'd take it for a month maybe.

Well you're gonna end up with a month it DOESN'T come because hormones. But if you have any questions that aren't… Um, medical, I can probably answer them.

Mental affects.

I get it, the whole wanting to know ✨everything✨, but trust me…
you don't want to know

Well, bi. But in the very very unlikely case I end up with a guy, I'm not having biological children.

Well, this is off-topic, but is it irrational that I sometimes get scared around whit vans?

No, not really

I mean, I don't think white vans themselves should be feared.

AROUND. The people in them.

But like, the ones in black vans are probably as bad, which is to say, not that much.

I get it, the whole wanting to know ✨everything✨, but trust me…
you don't want to know

Spoiler - click to show.

imagine having a useless massive bleeding wound right in the abdomen, causing you to be unable to sleep, move, eat, or really do anything without medication, but every time you go to the hospital to get it stitched up they deny you until you're at least thirty because anyone younger than hat clearly isn't old enough to decide they don't want to feel like they're on their death bed 13 times a year

yo what the fuck there's not supposed to be a wound

I get it, the whole wanting to know ✨everything✨, but trust me…
you don't want to know

Spoiler - click to show.

imagine having a useless massive bleeding wound right in the abdomen, causing you to be unable to sleep, move, eat, or really do anything without medication, but every time you go to the hospital to get it stitched up they deny you until you're at least thirty because anyone younger than hat clearly isn't old enough to decide they don't want to feel like they're on their death bed 13 times a year

Pity. Is it actually thirty?

I get it, the whole wanting to know ✨everything✨, but trust me…
you don't want to know

Spoiler - click to show.

imagine having a useless massive bleeding wound right in the abdomen, causing you to be unable to sleep, move, eat, or really do anything without medication, but every time you go to the hospital to get it stitched up they deny you until you're at least thirty because anyone younger than hat clearly isn't old enough to decide they don't want to feel like they're on their death bed 13 times a year

Pity. Is it actually thirty?

Yep. No tubes tied til then.

I'm ace I don't need a period. How do I uninstall? Dom, will you take it?

Nah. But I'd take it for a month maybe.

Well you're gonna end up with a month it DOESN'T come because hormones. But if you have any questions that aren't… Um, medical, I can probably answer them.

Mental affects.

Not that bad, but spoiler in case I guess?

Well, this is off-topic, but is it irrational that I sometimes get scared around whit vans?

No, not really

I mean, I don't think white vans themselves should be feared.

AROUND. The people in them.

But like, the ones in black vans are probably as bad, which is to say, not that much.

All vans. Black and white are most inconspicuous I think, but vans are generally easier to push people into than small cars

Well, this is off-topic, but is it irrational that I sometimes get scared around whit vans?

No, not really

I mean, I don't think white vans themselves should be feared.

AROUND. The people in them.

But like, the ones in black vans are probably as bad, which is to say, not that much.

All vans. Black and white are most inconspicuous I think, but vans are generally easier to push people into than small cars

Well, I'm glad it's not too irrational.

I get it, the whole wanting to know ✨everything✨, but trust me…
you don't want to know

Spoiler - click to show.

imagine having a useless massive bleeding wound right in the abdomen, causing you to be unable to sleep, move, eat, or really do anything without medication, but every time you go to the hospital to get it stitched up they deny you until you're at least thirty because anyone younger than hat clearly isn't old enough to decide they don't want to feel like they're on their death bed 13 times a year

Pity. Is it actually thirty?

Yep. No tubes tied til then.

That's bullshit. Should be 21 or something.

Aaaand our trip to Disney just got cancelled.

Oh no! That's terrible, Pickles.

I get it, the whole wanting to know ✨everything✨, but trust me…
you don't want to know

Spoiler - click to show.

imagine having a useless massive bleeding wound right in the abdomen, causing you to be unable to sleep, move, eat, or really do anything without medication, but every time you go to the hospital to get it stitched up they deny you until you're at least thirty because anyone younger than hat clearly isn't old enough to decide they don't want to feel like they're on their death bed 13 times a year

Pity. Is it actually thirty?

Yep. No tubes tied til then.

That's bullshit. Should be 21 or something.

In 13 years I'm doin it