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Started April 21, 2018 by @Tylerrr-M-P

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Y'all I think the super fem cheerleader in the grade below me is a lesbian–

How did you come to that conclusion?

I found her Pinterest and she has a board called GAY full of lesbian weddings and stuff. And another gay board called N And K. Her name starts with an N and her best friend's who might actually be her girlfriend starts with a K. And she has a board full of pixie cuts, which doesn't really mean anything but still.

Ay yo binder-wearing peeps, this is your reminder to stretch dammit.

Stay safe yall <3

Ay yo binder-wearing peeps, this is your reminder to stretch dammit.

Stay safe yall <3

:)
And don't ever fall asleep with it on.

Ay yo binder-wearing peeps, this is your reminder to stretch dammit.

Stay safe yall <3

:)
And don't ever fall asleep with it on.

^^^

I remember when I was still a binder baby (new to binders). My trans fren (he's like a father to me) ordered mine for me, and I could only wear it at school, because my parents don't take kind to anything queer related. I wore it as much as I could at school, which included gym class. He constantly lectured me about binder safety, and told me I was allowed to wear it during gym as long as I was functioning regularly. He always monitored me during gym class. One day, I was overheating and the thing started constricting me. My dad fren asked me if I was aight, and I lied because I loved wearing my binder, even if I was a little uncomfortable. Over time I couldn't breath correctly and I was visible starting to slump over. I probably would've collapsed if he hadn't forced me to go change. Thx dad :)

Moral of the story is, don't do what I did.
If you even begin to overheat, or have a different pattern of breathing at all, TAKE IT OFF.

That is why I'm taking gym online.
I would rather not pass out due to a combination of my horrible lungs and my binder

Ay yo binder-wearing peeps, this is your reminder to stretch dammit.

Stay safe yall <3

Note: I say this as a reminder to myself too. I forgot to stretch yesterday so now my back is killing me. It feels like I shot a bow when I haven't practiced in years. I feel like an old man.

Don't be like me, kids.

You are an old man, though

Ay yo binder-wearing peeps, this is your reminder to stretch dammit.

Stay safe yall <3

Note: I say this as a reminder to myself too. I forgot to stretch yesterday so now my back is killing me. It feels like I shot a bow when I haven't practiced in years. I feel like an old man.

Don't be like me, kids.

Oooof that's the worst

You are an old man, though

fair
Not as old as Dom though. That man is ancient.

You are an old man, though

fair
Not as old as Dom though. That man is ancient.

I hope one day I can live to be as old as him.

You are an old man, though

fair
Not as old as Dom though. That man is ancient.

I hope one day I can live to be as old as him.

Only time will tell.

If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?

If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?

No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science

Hey, for me it's first come first serve. You find my body first? Congrats, it's yours since I'm clearly not using it anymore at that point.

If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?

No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science

Good luck mailing yourself to Jynnie lmao.

you can eat mine
all the memories left are just song quotes, some tom and jerry, and like 3 hiragana, but it’ll probably taste pretty well seasoned considering how fecking salty i can be

Human flesh is natural high in salt..

If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?

No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science

Good luck mailing yourself to Jynnie lmao.

Thank you, but by the time I'm Dom's age, I'll hopefully be in Wisconsin, so it'll be easier

If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?

No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science

Good luck mailing yourself to Jynnie lmao.

Thank you, but by the time I'm Dom's age, I'll hopefully be in Wisconsin, so it'll be easier

Ah, true. I didn't take that into account.

you can eat mine
all the memories left are just song quotes, some tom and jerry, and like 3 hiragana, but it’ll probably taste pretty well seasoned considering how fecking salty i can be

I wouldn't describe you as salty

Human flesh is natural high in salt..

I thought human flesh was bitter and it's one of the reasons we don't get eaten more. Sharks only take one bite then leave because we're disgusting

Human flesh is natural high in salt..

Ah good, more addition to my goal of getting sodium poisioning

Human flesh is natural high in salt..

I thought human flesh was bitter and it's one of the reasons we don't get eaten more. Sharks only take one bite then leave because we're disgusting

We have a very similar taste to gammon

Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.

Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.

Me
I want it

Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.

ME!
I claim it right now!

Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.

ME!
I claim it right now!

Too late. I already called it.