forum Your character in a Dating Profile

Started December 12, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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(This is probably dead but I was just thinking the other day about what a train wreck my oc's dating profile would look like if he had one so I kinda had to do this lol)
Name- Wilder Breneman
Age- 60-ish, I guess
Life Goals- To teach my tribe how to survive without me so I can die in peace. Also to find myself a partner so I'm not alone in my old age.
Star sign- I honestly don't even know my own birthday, sorry.
Who are you- I am the leader of a tribe of bandits called the Hounds. I've been in charge for a few decades now. You can recognize me on the street by the scars covering what's left of my face. Now you know why I haven't posted a selfie on this weird little website, but don't let that scare you off. I'm chill.
Status- Single, pan, leaning towards guys at the moment.
Song to Describe You- Warriors by Imagine Dragons—although I usually burn towns, not build them.
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, in-shape
**Personality in 5 words- Chill, calculating, even-tempered, extroverted, responsible.
Hobbies- Whittling, reading, telling ghost stories, taking walks in the woods.
Diet- I try to eat stuff that is fairly quality and won't give me food poisoning.
Job- Bandit warlord.
Skills- Fighting, wilderness survival, committing to things, commanding a group, surrogate parenthood, animal handling.
Favorite Place- The campsite on a sunny spring afternoon.
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- 55+, healthy
**Personality in 5 words- Funny, mature, smart, practical, open-minded
Fears- Yeah, like I'm going to put my fears up for this whole 'internet' thing to see.
Favorite food- Wild salad
Things you hate- Bullies, cowards, undercooked meat, some old enemies of mine, and "E-Boys", whatever the hell those are.

Name- Saiax
Age- 17
Life Goals- I wanna be the very best, like no one ever wassss
Star sign- Capricorn
Who are you- Man I don’t even know.
Status- Single
Song to Describe You- Something Better— Hidinin
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words-
Small
Can kick you
**Personality in 5 words-
Fiery
Diva
Sassy
*snaps *
Hobbies- Eating goldfish (the flavor blast ones— there’s literally no point if they aren’t)
Diet- No thank you.
Job- Would you believe me if I said warlock
Skills- Raising the dead but it’s more of a habit…
Favorite Place- Trees
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words-
Small
Will kick you
**Personality in 5 words-
Sweet
Considerate
Able to put up with me
Can chuck my sarcasm right back
Idiotic
Fears- Everything— including my skeleton associates.
Favorite food- Pocky
Things you hate- Also everything— definitely including my skeleton associates.

Name- cahira astallo
Age- 15
Life Goals- to not die before I'm twenty, to finish this friggin book
Star sign- aries (i think. i had to go to a library in the human world to look this up)
Who are you- idk. not human, i guess
Status- it's complicated (kaden you little a$$hole)
Song to Describe You- music where i'm from doesn't have names
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- athletic, scarred
**Personality in 5 words- threatening but good-hearted i guess
Hobbies- practice my weapons, being a little sh!t
Diet- i eat whatever tf i want. it all burns off within the hour anyway
Job- warrior on gw team, although half of it is dead now
Skills- literally any weapon you can think of, hand to hand, i can balance a spoon on my nose
Favorite Place- the ledge on the usec border
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- tall, muscular
**Personality in 5 words- soft boi but vicious. protective
(i swear on usec i'm not talking about kaden. that's just my type. totally)
Fears- losing anyone else i love, forgetting, losing control
Favorite food- i will literally eat anything
Things you hate- when people disrespect the dead, when people underestimate me

Name- Mecca Cameron
Age- 18
Life Goals- To live life as much as I can
Star sign- Leo
Who are you- I'm just a guy I guess. Nothing special.
Status- Single, bisexual with male preference
Song to Describe You- um, pass?
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Short, well-built
**Personality in 5 words- Pretty intelligent, protective, emotional, snappy
Hobbies- Target shooting, talking for hours about fandoms, watching my favourite movies
Diet- Lactose intolerance but otherwise anything
Job- Student, but going to police college once I graduate
Skills- Pretty accurate with a gun, can fight people twice my size and win, running, breaking kneecaps
Favorite Place- Forests
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, muscular
**Personality in 5 words- Gives great hugs, funny, compassionate
Fears- Losing everyone, bees and wasps (don't judge, I can't stand them)
Favorite food- Rice!
Things you hate- horror movies, being alone, bullies, when taller people judge my height (thanks Mitch, you 6 foot 1 bastard, enjoy your dead knees)

Things you hate- horror movies, being alone, bullies, when taller people judge my height (thanks Mitch, you 6 foot 1 bastard, enjoy your dead knees)

oml i have a friend named mitch who makes fun of me for being short and today he collapsed because of his dead knees

Name- Tempest Daniels
Age- universe travel has screwed with it but claims to be 19
Life Goals- To live past 20
Star sign- Aries
Who are you- non-human civil rights activist
Status- Single, Pansexual
Song to Describe You- "Three" by Sleeping At Last
Describe yourself:
*Physically in 2 words- lean, floof
**Personality in 5 words- Band Geek and Really Sweet
Hobbies- Music composing, swordplay, cosplay, gaming.
Diet- Seefood diet (Thank god for a young metabolism)
Job- Haven Co-Founder
Skills- Piano and somehow retaining a great bit of innocence
Favorite Place- Home
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- (would literally be there thinking "well…alive I guess? But Vampires are nice too I…and so he would rant on*)
**Personality in 5 words- Just someone who is faithful
Fears- Being rejected, cheated on, or feeling like he doesn't measure up
Favorite food-Shrimp and Grits!
Things you hate- People who get joy out of putting others down. and um….Roller Coasters (don't judge please 0//0)

Song to Describe You- "Three" by Sleeping At Last

YEY someone who listens to Sleeping At Last :D The Enneagram songs are so good but the Space album is my favorite

Gonna do this for my antag and MC of my new story

Name- Luchok Kirill
Age- 28
Life Goals- I just want to survive in this world.
Star sign- I wouldn’t know. I’m not into that sort of thing, and I’ve never had a chance to study it.
Who are you- I’m the best of the best out there. I can kill for you. I guess I’m human. Human male.
Status- Single-ish, pansexual polyamorous
Song to Describe You- The only music I’ve ever heard was the noise of radio crackling and other..natural things. If I had to choose, probably the radio static.
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, athletic
**Personality in 5 words- Tends to vary, but loyal…
Hobbies- Hunting. Tracking, archeology. I like sight seeing.
Diet- Anything’s good - I’m not picky, I’ll even have human meat :)
Job- Unemployed officially.
Skills- Tracking. Shooting. Melee. Judging.
Favorite Place- Hometown :)
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Anything’s fine
**Personality in 5 words- Again, anything is completely fine.
Fears- Fear? Who is she?
Favorite food- Meat
Things you hate- The judging types.

Name- Irina Yegorovna
Age- 25
Life Goals- Get revenge, be at peace. Trying to survive I suppose.
Star sign- I’ve only heard brief descriptions of star signs, but if I can remember when I was born..I believe a Taurus.
Who are you- I’m Irina Yegorovna, a human female. I’m a Wanderer, so you may want to be able to be comfortable with not settling down in one place. However, I hope to find peace one day.
Status- Single and heteroromantic asexual.
Song to Describe You- I’ve heard some songs on the radio, but I’ve never known their names. They’re old sounding..I’d put one of those ‘happy sounding with dark lyrics’ as a song that describes me.
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Scarred, tall
**Personality in 5 words- Calm, tactical, reliable, observant.
Hobbies- I enjoy looking at photos and figuring out where they came from. Bonus points if I can visit the location and see what it looked like before compared to now. I enjoy resting. I like to read.
Diet- Omnivorous. I like a balanced diet, but where I live, sometimes you have to get what you get.
Job- Unemployed.
Skills- I can shoot and stab.
Favorite Place-
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Anything, really.
**Personality in 5 words- Adaptable, trustworthy, loyal, respectful, intelligent.
Fears- Dying before I get my revenge.
Favorite food- I don’t have a favourite, honestly.
Things you hate- Luchok

Name: Countess Belladonna Ambret
Age: 20
Life Goals: Help the lower-class, such as my biological family
Star sign: Taurus
Who are you: An adventurous, adopted countess
Status: Straight; it's complicated
Song to Describe You: Overcomer by Mandisa
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words: Fairly fit
**Personality in 5 words: Independent, adventurous, and kinda reckless
Hobbies: Track, running
Diet: Eats mostly nicer food but I'm not picky; I came from a poor family where any food was a treat
Job: Countess (adopted)
Skills: Running, first aid
Favorite Place: Any kind of running track
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words: An athlete
**Personality in 5 words: Someone who can have fun
Fears: Any of my loved ones being hurt, snakes
Favorite food: Any kind of pasta
Things you hate: Narcissists, lazy people

Name- Crystal Love Rosethorn
Age- It depends on the timeline I'm living in and what magik I've used
Life Goals- To become a Psychiatrist if we're talking modern day, but back in my home world I am queen and simply wish to protect my people
Star sign- Virgo
Who are you- A selkie (?)
Status- Single
Song to Describe You- Braille- Regina Spektor
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Scarred. Freckly.
**Personality in 5 words- Motherly, Warrior, Wise, Naturalistic, Protective.
Hobbies- Reading, writing, casting spells, hanging with other magical creatures, flying dragons, helping her community, gardening, sewing, cooking, singing in french, people.
Diet- There is no meal like one prepared at home
Job- Currently a librarian
Skills- Speaking french, dragonic, and my native language Obdinian, and well just look in my hobbies for the rest. I also started a war once so the things needed to do that?
Favorite Place- Forest glens
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Muscularish, Tall
**Personality in 5 words- Understanding, educated, gentlemanly, tasteful, curious
Fears- Abandonment and not being good enough
Favorite food- Omelette's!
Things you hate- Rude and misunderstanding people, homophobes. People who don't take my advice.

(This is admittedly my FAVORITE character if anyone would like to rp with here that would be fan flipping TASTIC!)

Name: Axphion (Halienia) of Yonderside
Age: way old
Life Goals: At the moment, I want to slow down and become a WWE wrestler
Star sign: Oh Hon…
Who are you: Goddess of War
Status: Married to a weakling who's cheating on me wit meh si'ser (don't worry it's loveless)
Song to Describe You: Anything loud (technically I inspired the entire punk movement)
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words: Ram's horns
**Personality in 5 words: Passionately angry
Hobbies: Fighting
Diet: Ha Ha, no
Job: god
Skills: I can crush a human ribcage with one hand
Favorite Place: grueling sandstorms, mud pits, wildfires, and rodeos.
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words: small-ish, freckles
**Personality in 5 words: pat pat
Fears: none
Favorite food: cow
Things you hate: Birds, Disloyalty, My dumbass husband.

Name- Landers
Age- Like Sixteen
Life Goals- Whoa, wait, I get to choose!?
Star sign- Uh, I don't have a star or a sign.
Who are you- I'm Landers, I was raised as a soldier. I'd say I'm pretty good at war stuff. Also, I wanna see the world.
Status- I'm alive.
Song to Describe You- Ooh music. I love music. My favorite music is guitar.
Describe yourself: I already did. I'm Landers… Oh, wait. Physically? I'm like a guy, who wears clothes and has muscles but not too many, cause they don't feed us enough for that and I don't actually work out and train as hard as I make them think I do.
**Physically in 2 words- I'm me.
**Personality in 5 words- I want to try hamburger.
Hobbies- I get away with stuff they don't even have rules for yet.
Diet- The stuff they serve, it is a rectangle of nutrition.
Job- I'm training to become a soldier, though I want to play guitar, and live in a house and grow old and experience everything.
Skills- I can use a gun and I can lift a weight and I can play guitar, though I'm not very good.
Favorite Place- I don't really have a favorite place, maybe the hiding spot I made under the walls of the field.
Describe your ideal Partner: Just somebody who wants to experience everything and grow old and live in a house.
**Physically in 2 words- whatever's good.
**Personality in 5 words- Happy with me and everything.
Fears- uh, I can't really remember, I was kinda told to stop acting like that… so, what are you afraid of? I can be afraid of it too.
Favorite food- I wanna try them all, then I can maybe choose between a couple
Things you hate- I hate the punishment, but it's not that bad… Once you get used to it.

^^^^ possibly the best one so far imo

ikr?
i was reading through it and realized that this could actually help me flesh out characters

Name- Thalia. I ain't putting my last name here.
Age- 19
Star Sign- Don't care.
Life Goals- Survive.
Who are you- A human being.
Status- Stressed, depressed, and dressed to impress.
Song to Describe You- Bad Guy by Billie Eilish
Describe yourself:
Physically-
Existent
Tall-ish
Personality-
Dead inside
Tired
Meh
Stressed
Even more tired
Hobbies- Plotting revenge.
Diet- The souls of the innocent. And tacos.
Job- Putting up with my roommates.
Skills- See 'Job'.
Describe your ideal partner:
Physically-
Really don't care.
What did I just say?
Personality-
Don't care as long as they don't kill me. That's my job.
Also they have to like tacos.
And maybe dogs
And Panic! At The Disco
And coffee.
Fears- My roommates at 3 in the morning
Favorite Food- The souls of the innocentTacos.
Things You Hate- See 'Fears'. Also myself.

Hello I am new to this, but I found it through a club of mine. so here is my character
Name: Althaea Naillo
Age: 215
Gender: Female
Race: Elf/High Fae
Life goals: To secure her bloodline position as High Lady of the Forest Court
Star sign: Picses/Feyre
Song to describe you: No Air Glee
Description: She is fun and witty and open when alone with someone but with three or more people she gets tense and offensive and loud.
Skills: fencing, fighting, Magic, controlling water, fire, air, and Shadow. she can break into other people's minds.
Favorite place: a bridge on the Sidra river where her father first purposed to her mother.
Ideal Partner: someone who is compassionate and kind and loving and accepts her for her geeky, kill joy self.
Fears: she will never live up to her mother.
Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing
Favorite food: chocolate!!
Things she hates: Loud noises and huge crowds.

Heyyy this is so cool!! How does it work?? Is this like..an open thing…orrr??

It's open! There's a form you fill out at the beginning ^^ It's kinda just a fun little thing to show off your ocs, but I think some people have used their posts to start an rp in a separate thread. I'm not the original creator of this thread, but I'm not sure if they are still active on it so I thought I'd answer your question XD

Alrighty! Thank you so much!! I'll post, and then..if they ask me to take it down, I will gladly do so. :)

np! Sounds like a plan ^^

Name- Prince Ril'gath "Ronnie" Telmimoth of Aehicia

Age- 19,000

Life Goals- I hope to befriend as many animals an people as possible! I have always found Earth so amazing, so I try to learn as much as possible while I am here.

Star sign- Aries

Who are you- The firstborn son of Zath'tamel, king of Aehicia (The ruler of the underworld in my universe).

Status- Bisexual+ Single

Song to Describe You- Sabbra Cadabra by Black Sabbath or Minerva by Deftones

Describe yourself:

**Physically in 2 words- Short and Lean

**Personality in 5 words- Energetic, Loud, Loyal, Fiesty and Sarcastic.

Hobbies- I enjoy playing with my dog, and taking a nightly fly throughout the city. However, I also enjoy partaking in dangerous acts, and "living on the edge" as humans call it. So far my favorite things I have done is jumping out of a moving plane, and swimming with large fish called 'sharks'.

Diet- Not a fan of meat, but fine with snacking on a few live/freeze-dried insects here and there. Other than that? I prefer to eat my vegetables and fruits.

Job- I work in a small pet shelter. We take all animals of every shape, size, and species!!

Skills- Skills? Well, I have been told I am very good at playing the drums..and I have this ability that allows me to communicate with animals and plants.

Favorite Place- My Altar of Outcasts. It's one of the only places where I can go to speak with my father while I'm here on Earth with my mother, half-brother, and my step-mother. Also one of the only places I can go in order to feel more at home. A sense of peace overcomes me when I meditate here.

Describe your ideal Partner:

**Physically in 2 words- NO PREFERENCE!!

**Personality in 5 words- Loyal, Patient, Confident, Intelligent, and an animal lover!!

Fears- Mirrors, Open spaces, and doors and windows. ( Seems ridiculous, I know…but something about open doors…ugh)

Favorite food- STRAWBERRIES AND DARK CHOCOLATE!!!

Things you hate- Animal abusers, milk + white chocolate, cake, racists, homophobes, transphobes, biphobes ect..