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…my brothers still fucking play that game

IT STILL EXISTS????

We have an Xbox 360, and the original game. So. Yes.

YES
THAT GAME WAS MY LIFE

Deleted user

I've been told I look like a penguin.
Is that correct?

@ElderGod-Icefire

…my brothers still fucking play that game

IT STILL EXISTS????

We have an Xbox 360, and the original game. So. Yes.

YES
THAT GAME WAS MY LIFE

Haha. Bet you could find it on like Craigslist or something. Newer Xboxes should still be able to run the old games lol

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

What do I look like?

you remind me of a very specific creature but I cannot for the life of me think of what it is-

i’ll probably be back in a week at 3 in the morning 8 pages later when the word comes to me in my sleep

Deleted user

Someone photoshop a raccoon with purple hair

It is done.
Screenshot-2020-03-05-at-10-21-20-PM

Im sorry–

Why was this ignored?

That's literally me.

Deleted user

Eris you look my age

Yea….. I know….

Funny story about that actually that happened to me today.

Buckle in folks it's Eris story time.

Deleted user

So

Whilst I was on house arrest this morning, my apartment community was holding it's annual water heater inspection where they come make sure that the thingamajiggie doesn't fucking explode while one is trying to make tacos or whatever one does.

I had forgotten about this.

True to Eris fashion, as soon as I woke up I put my hair in a pony and put on a crop top and (ahem) booty shorts. If I was gonna work from home I was gonna be comfy about it.

insert montage of Eris working and slowly losing her mind

At about 11:45 there was a knock at my door–the inspector guy. He takes one very obvious check out of my laxly dressed form and immediately goes: "Right. I'm sorry we can't perform the inspection when there is not an adult present. When will your parents be home so we can reschedule?"

To which I brilliantly respond as my cat is bolting out the door. "But this is my house!"

Queue the poor inspector guy trying to figure out if I am, indeed, Eris Woods. An ID and a lease check later, the man is inspecting my water heater while I curiously am poking my head into the cabinet I keep junk in.

He was not pleased.

After some idle chatter and a completed inspection, he asked me about some of the japanese art on my walls and I gave a brief run down blah blah blah–he asks for my number.

I called him a peon and escorted him out the door.

The end.

Moral of the story. I look young and I hate it.

@The-Magician group

Y’all talking about Eris being fully formed from her mother’s forehead and the fact that she looks young for her age..

Kids, I was grown in a tank. I was grown in a tank and then shipped out into the world with nothing more than a tag around my wrist to show my name and what time I was ready to be dispatched. Hence why there are literally no images of my “mother” ever holding me at birth. Hence why I have never seen my “original birth certificate”, only copies which could easily be forged. And there is no record of me even having a father…

I was placed with a seemingly ordinary mother, one who struggled to take care of the two of us because she just couldn’t afford it after being suddenly dumped with this child, but she somehow managed. Time went on and the mother got into a relationship with her now husband. They had 3 kids who love to point out that I am different to them. The entire family I have been forced into have all said that there is something not quite right about me, and they’re right.

I was formed in a tank, change my mind.

@actual-fandom-trash

GOod morning folks I would like someone to explain to me why my hands smell like chlorine because w h a t ? ? ?
also I have a geometry project due in less than half an hour that I have yet to even start so I guess I have homework this spring break ((:
also today the school's like "if you're late more than twice today, you're getting ISS" and like, why?? (well it's cause it's the last day before spring break but still) some people don't mean to be late, their classes are just spread out like that??
anyway this is me procrastinating on a project that I know won't get done in time so what's the point
also every time I've tried to work on this project at home, I end up just sitting there, not working for hours. It's.. very not fun.

@Moxie group

Y’all talking about Eris being fully formed from her mother’s forehead and the fact that she looks young for her age..

Kids, I was grown in a tank. I was grown in a tank and then shipped out into the world with nothing more than a tag around my wrist to show my name and what time I was ready to be dispatched. Hence why there are literally no images of my “mother” ever holding me at birth. Hence why I have never seen my “original birth certificate”, only copies which could easily be forged. And there is no record of me even having a father…

I was placed with a seemingly ordinary mother, one who struggled to take care of the two of us because she just couldn’t afford it after being suddenly dumped with this child, but she somehow managed. Time went on and the mother got into a relationship with her now husband. They had 3 kids who love to point out that I am different to them. The entire family I have been forced into have all said that there is something not quite right about me, and they’re right.

I was formed in a tank, change my mind.

You’re a changling without being switched out for another kid