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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Guys, I have a very British question.
What is ranch sauce and how would you describe the taste?

It's white and has flecks of stuff in it, it depends on the ranch, but it's mostly good. how do I describe what ranch tastes like??

Wait I know. It tastes like
FrEeDoM
No it doesn't

Like does it taste of garlic? Does it taste smoked? I can’t find ranch in the shops near me so I can’t taste it myself

internal panic because I don't remember

I don't know what ranch sauce tastes like.

Ranch is kinda like milk, then you beat it up a lot and put a bunch of salt into it. Then to me, it tastes like sort of mushroom-y? But not enough that you can notice it?

It's kind of a creamy vinegar. Slight green onion and garlic. There's an odd sweetness to it as well.

Right.. I’m on a mission to find this ranch sauce, and if it doesn’t taste like my friend G&H then I am going to be Big Disappointed™️

…
brb i’m just gonna go question everything i thought i knew

K

it makes sense…
how did it never cross my mind that some people don’t have ranch dressing in every cabinet?
that’s like
the default salad dressing
you go to McDonalds and they give you ranch
you go to your grandma’s and she gives you ranch
how-
what do you guys put on your salads???

Vinaigrette. It’s way better than ranch in my opinion

Italian dressing

HHhhhhnnnnnng hearing back from colleges is scary.

You’re getting nervous too?? Literally everyone at my college is freaking out because of their application responses, I don’t get what the big deal is

It’s gonna determine the next four years of my life!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!

ranch sucks

like spaghetti

Italian dressing

seconded

ranch sucks

like spaghetti

i no longer respect you

ranch sucks

like spaghetti

Read: it's great

we’ve discussed your hatred for spaghetti and every time you tell me or i remember, i get a shock harder than the previous shocks

spaghetti tastes like the bottom of my third grade student teacher's Nike slides

and now only does ranch taste like snot, its appearance reminds me of another substance

if yk then yk

ranch sucks

like spaghetti

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I can not believe this is how we started off page 985

Ranch is pretty good, if you're feeling extra festive, mix it with some French dressing on a salad.

Spaghetti is the noodle of the gods
It is objectively perfect in every way
Even uncooked it’s a magical thing cause you can hit your brothers with it and use it as a pen nib
Can your vegan/vegetarian/whatever crap beat that?

lowkey making spaghetti for dinner tonight

I just ate a burrito bowl, but I had spaghetti earlier this week.

and now only does ranch taste like snot, its appearance reminds me of another substance

if yk then yk

No

dang it i want spaghetti now

and now only does ranch taste like snot, its appearance reminds me of another substance

if yk then yk

I'm going to assassinate you.
jk obviously