forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Yeah, I just wouldn't do any of that shit

My sister just demanded that I give something up for lent. Honey, lent is when I get the things I would otherwise give up. During lent: I eat regular meals, I sleep at regular times, I drink tea and coffee.. Lent is the one time I don’t give anything up.

That is odd. Why is that?

Because I give it up for the rest of the year instead.
I don’t sleep properly or eat properly any other time than Lent. I never drink tea or coffee unless it’s Lent. It works backwards for me…

me: totally forgets about Lent.

hm

me: doesn't do Lent

:D

Last year I kinda like. Forgot that Lent is a catholic thing and not a bible thing so I did it. But then this year I remembered and I'm not doing that. Sorry Catholic friends, I don't vibe with that shit.

Why do you think I do it in reverse…

So, so fair. An incredibly excellent point

Why do you think I do it in reverse…

I still don't understand why. Is it for the spiritual reasons?

I can't speak for other people, but for its because I don't really … agree with Catholicism

For your sake I’m just going to say yes

For my sake?

I can't speak for other people, but for its because I don't really … agree with Catholicism

Why not?

Well…..

Hit it, kids!

My conversations with Death Man are incredibly enlightening

Ikr?

I can't speak for other people, but for its because I don't really … agree with Catholicism

Why not?

I mean … do you really want me to get into that? Because they was me being nice

For my sake?

It saves me explaining

Preferably. I'm sure the Catholic kids are tough enough. And Rudeness Chat.

For my sake?

It saves me explaining

shrugs That works Ig.

Preferably. I'm sure the Catholic kids are tough enough. And Rudeness Chat.

I mean alrighty. Give me a few minutes and I’ll type it out

cannibalism

Wait what?

My conversations with Death Man are incredibly enlightening

they are GOLD, i applaud you

Wait what?

Eating and drinking Jesus bothers me.

Wait what?

Eating and drinking Jesus bothers me.

Dude me too
Alrighty I'll start with that
So this is like. Really rude. So sorry to any Catholic people here. My problem is with your church, not you.

Uhh so at my church communion just kinda represents Jesus's body and blood. We don't actually believe that it is his actual literal body and blood. Like why would you even do that? That's not even what happened in the Bible. Pretty sure its just something unnecessarily creepy the Catholic church made up and I really don't vibe with it. I don't think it would bring anyone closer to God so like.. Why.

Cannibalism is a crime, then why does religion get away with it? Hmm?