Completely off topic, but wtf is my vocabulary

I speak like a hillbilly most of the time Eris can vouch for this, but every once and a while I just randomly spout of something straight out of an English textbook and it's like where the fuck did that come from?

vouches. he talks really weird

♥

I also have a stutter

and a lisp

…..that I didn't notice.

I stutter more than you T_T

Lies and slander

I need to talk to you more, Eris. Like, I should call you or something.

Completely off topic, but wtf is my vocabulary

I speak like a hillbilly most of the time Eris can vouch for this, but every once and a while I just randomly spout of something straight out of an English textbook and it's like where the fuck did that come from?

I get this. It really depends on my mood and who I'm talking with and how comfortable I am.

Lies and slander

Hardly

I need to talk to you more, Eris. Like, I should call you or something.

I mean—-I aint got no plans.
Bay calls me on the weekends though. :)
Skypes with Jay are usually sporadic
¯\(ツ)/¯

I really should start talking to more people.
How does one make friends these days? Is there an app for that?

You should.
Talk randomly to people with confidence.

Bay calls me on the weekends though. :)

Speaking of that, my parents are leaving for the weekend tomorrow night, so I'll have my phone all day Friday. And Saturday.

Maybe even Sunday

You should.
Talk randomly to people with confidence.

EW

Bay calls me on the weekends though. :)

Speaking of that, my parents are leaving for the weekend tomorrow night, so I'll have my phone all day Friday. And Saturday.

Maybe even Sunday

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Im working from home friday
but my parents are making me go out bowling on saturday. But I should be able to chat in the morning or something idk

Mornings for you is like 2 for me, so that's fine

I'll wake up earlier……..maybe

Guys I found pirate Eris
https://www.pinterest.at/pin/655696026984296832/

All I can smell is Old Spice and honestly I'm not complaining

But her face isn't soft enough.

Just got back from paintballing, I survived with only two hits 😂😂😂

Hi, yes, I'd like to be rude to Baylee for making me laugh with every fucking name change.
I get so confused when I see a new person then I'm like "Oh, it's just Bayleeroni." and then I laugh.

Fuck you tooooooo <3

Oh shit that's you, Baylee?!

No

Totally not me

Only you would have that type of profile picture

How do you even find these, Baylee?

We don't talk about that