Vitalis glanced at Brink, "You have a lovely voice and all sweetie, though it'd be better for both of us and my sanity if you shut your mouth and kept the sing song musicals in your head. We don't break into random song and dance around here." They sighed and glared a bit.
“First off, it’s not a song, it’s a warning. One you’d take to heart. And two, we both know you have as much sanity as I do.” Brink glared back back playfully “fine, if you want to be left alone with your thoughts, that’s alright with me.” He clasped his hands behind his back and glanced around the forest
Vitalis rolled their eyes, "What every you say psycho."
Brink only shrugged, determined to, as the other said, to ‘keep his mouth shut.’ The problem was he didn’t t need to open his mouth to hum
Vitalis after awhile gasped exasperatedly, "You could open your mouth…"
“Ah But can I make a sound?” Brink asked with a cheeky grin, shifting the accent of his voice so it had a British accent “miss my lovely voice old chap? Is that it?”
"You're already making sound, and…. No, because you don't have a lovely voice." Vitalis retorted.
Brink pouted but broke into a smile “so how are we supposed to find this griffin? Or are we supposed to let it find us?”
"Let it find us." He laughed and smiled.
"and how long do you think that'll take?" he asked with a sharp tilt of his head, fiddling with a knife behind his back
"Not too long hopefully." Vitalis replied.
As he said that a griffin swooped in behind them and grabbed Brink
"what in all Hell???!!!!! HEY LET ME DOWN!!!" he thrashed about in the griffin's hold, more worried about being eaten then falling. " I am way too skinny to be used for food!"
"BRINK JUST RELAX, MAYBE IT WON'T EAT YOU BUT IT'S CHILDREN WILL, YOU'LL BE FINE!" Vitalis yelled and watched him be carried away, "He's so dead." they then mumbled to themself
"THAT'S NOT HELPING VI!!!" he yelled, glaring up at the griffin "just soo you know, if you're planning to feed me to your children, I taste like ice cream and goldfish so I'm not sure I'm a suitable candidate for nutrition. But if you want your children to die, then i guess go ahead." he shrugged indifferently and crossed his arms over his chest. He started humming to himself, figuring the last day of his life he'd go out crazy as usual
Vitalis started following them from the ground.
The Griffin got tired of holding this loud meal and dropped brink. Who ended up landing on Vitalis.
(Change the name to Passing a kidney stone…..just a random thought)
Brink let out a yelp when he was dropped, groaning in pain when he landed on what seemed to be a rock. After recovering, Brink sat up ontop of the rock "you're comfy ," he glanced down at Vitalis
Vitalis was completely broken and unmoving, he was just a bit dead.
Brink just kept rambling on, knowing that the other would come back eventually "you would not believe how high that Griffin took me! Wonder where her nest is? think I could've made her my pet? of course i don't support animal cruelty, she'd still be with her babies and live here but she would be nice to me, kinda like a pokemon…..ooooh if griffins are real do you think Pokemon are too?!" Brink rested his head on his hand and looked up to the sky
After several minutes Vitalis gasped and sat up, then quickly laid back down on the ground, "oooooowwww." he groaned.
Brink bounced up when Vitalis woke "hey! that took longer than usual." He sat back down on the ground next to his head and gently poked his shoulder "you can't complain, i fell from a freaking griffin which you failed to mention ate people!"
"Usually they don't eat people… usually. And yeah it took longer, I was crushed and died for the second time today." he sighed.
“You should have mentioned that a bit sooner.” Brink grumbled, rolling his shoulder and wincing in pain. “So you’re telling me the more you die in 24 hours, the longer it takes for you to come back? That has to be annoying for those who try to kill you.”
"Yeah, extremely annoying." He said and laid there, "my body hurts like hell." He mumbled
“I think it’d hurt less if we were there.” Brink said, smirking and cracking his back “you wanna keep going or should we turn back?”
"Can't move currently. But we're going to keep going." Vitalis said and nodded.
"Great! right into the heart of danger." he sighed and flopped back onto the grass "By the way you win the bet, you died first."
"Ha! In your face." He laughed then slowly sat up.
"yeah but me accidentally killing you has to count for something, doesn't it? after all you said one of us had to be killed by a griffin. I was dropped on top of you by the griffin but the griffin didn't directly kill you." he argued, sitting up and brushing off the dirt from his faded purple pants. "
"True." Vitalis nodded, "alright, could you carry me?"
"HAha!…no.. we'll just wait until you're all healed up. plus I don't think I could hold your weight" brink scampered up a tree and hung upside down from one of the branches