forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Why did you delete that, Ella?

I was retyping it but properly quoted and with better wording

Oh

well

there goes my ridiculously proud attitude

Aight I’m tired so this is gonna be blunt

If you’re making your kid be vegan or even vegetarian for health reasons and they’re not getting enough protein or nutrients then fuck you, you’re not being a good parent.
If you’re doing it for environmental reasons then just fucking like .. don’t buy red meat or cows milk. Not that ducking hard. Do your research and find out what is actually infecting the environment.

Also like. Fucking vaccinate your kids. Like. Don’t be a dumbass. The concept of introducing your immune system to a little bit of disease to build immunity is not a new one. Just like. Don’t be fucking stupid

God I don’t like getting vaccinations that much because of previous experiences with them but…the pros outweigh the cons by A LOT. Like right now I’m due to get some done, I don’t really like to but it’ll help protect me from disease and sicknesses that not that long ago, we didn’t have good medical knowledge for those sorts of things.

And now we do and things have improved so much, then you’ve got the people that are like ‘oh, vaccines cause autism or are dangerous’ like really? I’m a person on the spectrum who gets her vaccines when she needs to, because like I said the pros do outweigh the cons. I guess vaccines CAN be dangerous if you have a certain allergy but they usually find ways around that I think? I don’t know too much about that though
And you might feel a little unwell for a day or so after the vaccination, but in the end your risk for getting the sickness will be a lot lower than someone who hasn’t gotten their vaccinations.

And about the vegan stuff, while humans are natural omnivores we’re pretty adaptable and can adapt to a lot of different diets….as long as you do your research and know how to have a balanced diet. If someone’s kids on that sort of diet isn’t getting enough of a certain vitamin or protein..they’re a bad parent. And honestly I personally don’t think very young kids should be on that sort of diet anyways.

I personally don’t see anything wrong with a vegan/vegetarian diet, I do have an issue with a strict vegan diet, because there are certain nutrients that people need to survive.

Up until two months ago I was still eating white meat such as chicken and fish, however now I stick to a Quorn based diet because it just tastes nicer and it’s a natural form of controlling your weight. I have oat milk and coconut milk rather than cow milk, and if I choose to have chocolate then vegan is always my go to because it just tastes better. I had a vegan hoisin “duck” wrap the other week at college, where the “duck” was pea protein and potato starch—— and it wasn’t half bad!
My point is that a vegan diet isn’t always a bad thing, if it’s done properly. And from the sounds of it, those mums are not doing their kids any favours (and this is how vegan haters are born, because of stupid parents)

As for antivax individuals: Go fuck yourself. My boyfriends mum is an antivax mum because she genuinely believes that they are the cause of her daughter’s autism. Like no, you dumb blonde, autism can not be caused by vaccinations!!! And so now because of her idiocy, my boyfriend has not had the vaccinations for the illnesses that will kill him, and if he wants to have them then he has to pay a lot of money because he missed them (whereas if he’d had them when he was SUPPOSED TO, he wouldn’t have to pay)!!!. If he dies from meningitis, tetanus, or polio, or even the flu, then I hope she will be proud of herself for being such a stupid bitch.

dances in and if you're gonna say you're vegan because it's cruelty free or whatever shit, do your research about what's actually cruelty free, cause like, almonds.. nuh-uh

Also, discovered that my parents hardly give a crap about the environment other than recycling.
Me: this is what we talked about in earth and environmental science. It's kind of important
My parents: it's not a big deal
Me: ????? Yes it is?????

dances in and if you're gonna say you're vegan because it's cruelty free or whatever shit, do your research about what's actually cruelty free, cause like, almonds.. nuh-uh

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I'm vegetarian…

I'm vegetarian…

And that's crazy. But we don't hold that against you. Each to their own.

My teacher advocates for the vegan lifestyle 'cause he was overweight and now he's not (and apparently it's helped his wife's health? I dunno, she's still not doin too good tho). I could never. I love chicken too much. And other food.

I think it's reasonable to be vegetarian
I just think vegans are kinda stupid
Even if you don't eat meat, like, eggs man
Eat eggs
They're good for you
And the whole not drinking milk thing?? Like, it's bad for cows to not milk them. Just drink the damn milk?? Why do you think it's bad to drink milk??

I'm vegetarian…

And that's crazy. But we don't hold that against you. Each to their own.

…Why is it crazy?????

Pickles' guide to understandable and crazy reasons to be vegetarian:
Understandable: dietary reasons/restrictions, moral reasons
Crazy: "I just don't like the taste of meat" (if this is you, you're a fucking psychopath and no thank you), almost any other reason

See, I'm not going to say I dislike meat. It's good. But I'm vegetarian because of animal rights.

Well, after the pneumonia thing she has started giving her kids a few specific vaccinations occasionally, but she's still super against them and avoids it as much as possible

And she's not vegan for animal rights or environmental reasons, she couldn't care less about that, she just thinks that being a strict vegan is the only way to eat healthy and if anyone tries to tell her otherwise she falls back on "but vegetables are good for you" "this pinterest comic says otherwise so your argument's invalid" and "you can't spell diet without die"
…she's that person.

And she's not just taking away animal products
She's also restricting fatty foods such as french fries, olive oil, and avocado
Overly sugary foods like sports drinks and ketchup
Along with a few other things I can't think of
It's bad
I just want to invite them all over to our house one day and then "accidentally" have a large steak dinner with cheesy potatoes and an avocado salad

And the worst part is, with those restrictions, they likely don't have any good salad dressings
so the vegetables aren't even tasty
it's just cruel

So, to sum up this insurance commercial I just watched:

Some girl in the Galaxy of Kentucky got her speeder T-Boned

A ship with the word Big Insurance rolled up and snatched her up

Some old fuck rolled up with a sledgehammer and started fucking shit up

There was a little person that did a cartwheel over a dead body

A space horse

I think it's reasonable to be vegetarian
I just think vegans are kinda stupid
Even if you don't eat meat, like, eggs man
Eat eggs
They're good for you
And the whole not drinking milk thing?? Like, it's bad for cows to not milk them. Just drink the damn milk?? Why do you think it's bad to drink milk??

Personally I don’t like eggs. I don’t like the taste of them and the texture is all wrong for me. With cows milk it is once again the taste. I just don’t like it. Most dairy products make me nauseous and have actually caused me to throw up before (hence why I have vegan chocolat, vegan ice cream, and coconut milk)

I think it's reasonable to be vegetarian
I just think vegans are kinda stupid
Even if you don't eat meat, like, eggs man
Eat eggs
They're good for you
And the whole not drinking milk thing?? Like, it's bad for cows to not milk them. Just drink the damn milk?? Why do you think it's bad to drink milk??

Personally I don’t like eggs. I don’t like the taste of them and the texture is all wrong for me. With cows milk it is once again the taste. I just don’t like it. Most dairy products make me nauseous and have actually caused me to throw up before (hence why I have vegan chocolat, vegan ice cream, and coconut milk)

Eggs are gross. Milk is great

Well it's either throw up, or don't.
I think I would prefer not to throw up shrugs

I'm vegetarian…

And that's crazy. But we don't hold that against you. Each to their own.

…Why is it crazy?????

I'm mostly messing around. But no meat isn't the most healthy thing because omnivore. And the fact that you would be missing out on a lot of nutrients without meat.

So, to sum up this insurance commercial I just watched:

Some girl in the Galaxy of Kentucky got her speeder T-Boned

A ship with the word Big Insurance rolled up and snatched her up

Some old fuck rolled up with a sledgehammer and started fucking shit up

There was a little person that did a cartwheel over a dead body

A space horse

Wow.

See, I'm not going to say I dislike meat. It's good. But I'm vegetarian because of animal rights.

I can respect that. But how is that helping anyone?

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My dad's phone is not safe from me and my observational skills

Backstory: I would always steal his old phone to either look up something if mine wasn't near me, or I'd use it to act as DJ in the car with him. No lock on it. Now I have his old phone and he has a new one.

A while ago, I watched him when he was unlocking his phone and kinda repeated the pin in my head once and never thought of it again. This morning, I needed into his phone to make sure the songs I added onto his Spotify were working properly, but he wasn't up to unlock it for me. So what did I do?

I unlocked his phone after two tries, and even then I only needed to change the last number to the automatic revision my brain told me right after I put in the first guess.

Boom. I'm a spy.

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